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Life hack: Allow yourself 8–12 hours of alone time every morning to prepare for the day.

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No, I don’t like nature. I can’t respect anything that would so flippantly turn dinosaurs into birds.

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One of the toughest jobs in parenting is serving the inevitable eviction notice on your kid’s pillow fort.

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I might not be able to speak another language but I can speak English slower!

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Sorry, I liked your post one second after you posted it but in my defense, I’ve had my phone in my hand since 2012.

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Getting money from the Tooth Fairy is a gateway drug to organ trafficking.

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At the end of the day, it’s just me and me.

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Parents be like “don’t believe everything you see on the internet” then believe everything they see on Facebook.

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My car accidentally drove to a burger shop again. I hate when it does that.

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According to the amount of bacon I just cooked. I’m a family of 8.

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If I was an outlaw in the Wild West, my face would be on unwanted posters.

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I welcome change as long as nothing is altered or different than before.

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If the zombie apocalypse happens we’re double screwed because there are millions on record as having no brain.

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Flossed the day before a dentist appointment like I was cramming for a history test.

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I hate it when you ask what you thought was a simple question in a meeting at work, and it turns into another meeting.

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If you’re feeling a little uneasy about the state of global geopolitics, remember to spend as much time on your phone as possible. The more information you ingest as you scroll, the calmer you will become.

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I really love playing chess with elderly people in the park, but it’s just really hard to find thirty-two of them willing to do it.

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Some people get it. Most people don’t.

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Please hesitate to get in touch with me.

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Does everyone’s inner monologue have a laugh track?

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“I’m still young”, I tell myself, as my knees make popping noises while standing up.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but that much caffeine can’t be good for you.

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Halloween is a big day for dogs who love to absolutely lose their shit when the doorbell rings.

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Do you mind if I become the object of your desire? No worries if not.

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People aren’t so bad if you stay indoors and don’t talk to them.

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The year flies by when you’re scrolling.

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Ever been in the car with someone who drives so fast that you press your imaginary brakes on the passenger side?

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Livin’ la vida vodka!

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I don’t think we’ll ever see aliens. I bet that they’re just gathering information and waiting for us to destroy ourselves.

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A babysitter is a teenager who acts like an adult while the adults go out to act like teenagers.

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I don’t need alcohol to make bad decisions.

I love the smell of freshly brewed delusions in the morning.

I never used to worry about death but now I’m terrified it will break my winning Wordle streak.

Thank you for your password, now we are going to text you another password, then put that one in. Click ‘remember this computer’ so we can forget it.

If you find my upper lip mole sexy, wait till you see the dark spot on my MRI.

If you wake up early enough, you can go back to sleep for a few hours. Not everyone knows this.

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I don’t need alcohol to make bad decisions.

Keep the laugh going 😂

I love the smell of freshly brewed delusions in the morning.

I never used to worry about death but now I’m terrified it will break my winning Wordle streak.

Thank you for your password, now we are going to text you another password, then put that one in. Click ‘remember this computer’ so we can forget it.

If you find my upper lip mole sexy, wait till you see the dark spot on my MRI.

There should be a good 10 hours in between waking up and having to interact with people.

If you wake up early enough, you can go back to sleep for a few hours. Not everyone knows this.

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