I don’t need alcohol to make bad decisions.

I don’t need alcohol to make bad decisions.

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"Who needs a bottle when you've got a mind full of questionable choices? 🤪 Just remember, adventures can also be found on the sober side of life! 🌟 #LivingOnTheEdge"

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