I don’t think human beings were built to know everything going on in the world all the time.

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Dogs will go through amazing effort to get a better view of your plate.

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Nobody told me that when you get a husband the ears are sold separately.

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I know this ain’t smart, but that never stopped me before.

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Managers want a week of silence and meditation in order to be even more of a manager afterwards.

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Buying a new phone isn’t even satisfying anymore. It’s literally just your old phone with a haircut.

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Who needs dystopian fiction when you can watch the news?

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My birthday wish is for everyone to ignore my birthday.

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I never wanted to become one of those adults who just find the music of the younger generation annoying. Nobody could have guessed that the music was just annoying.

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I should’ve gotten my affairs in order before I decided to bite into this hot pepper.

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Sweet, but twisted. Does that make me a candy cane?