Trendy Funny Quotes

  • A good rule to remember for life is that when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain.
  • Everyone thinks they’re a badass until seaweed brushes their leg.
  • If only my teeth were as white as my legs.
  • Actually, men should take the pill. It makes more sense to unload the gun than to shoot at a bulletproof vest.
  • Being social sucks all my energy.
  • I just finished cleaning the house for Thanksgiving, so if you’re looking for my family they’ll be in the backyard until Thursday.