I don’t understand how spending more money than I earn is irresponsible. I’m giving more than I take. I’m generous.

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I’ve literally never copied and pasted text and thought, “I’m so glad it kept the formatting and font from the other document.”

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There is nothing like a little tomato soup to soothe the soul, even if it’s cold, over ice, with a celery stalk and vodka.

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Being a goldfish must be brilliant. Every six seconds you’re pleasantly surprised to find that you live in a castle.

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You’re confusing me with someone who cares what you think of me.

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Why do I gotta dress for success? Maybe success could be the one who puts a little more into this relationship.

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I love that my dog always comes home from the groomer wearing a bandana. It’s like he was only gone for three hours, but joined a gang in that time.

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When a man gets married he has a moral obligation to scare his wife when he sneezes.

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Gonna run this by my two best friends who are as insane as I am.

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Any time I have ever uttered the phrase “no worries” I have been lying. There are many worries.

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When God closes a door, he opens a window. Unfortunately, we are in a submarine.