I drive home so quick after work like I’m late for the house. Commentary:🚗💨 "I drive home faster than my delivery food on a Friday night! Gotta outpace the chickens waiting for me like I'm late for the house. Speed racer mode: activated! 🏁😂" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I’m either at work, going to work, coming home from work, sleeping for work, getting ready for work, or thinking about work. My cats won’t talk to me because I came home late from work. Why would I work from home when I don’t even work from work? The biggest problem with working from home? I want to go home even though I’m already at home. I can’t wait to retire so I can get up at 6 a.m. and go drive around really slow and make everybody late for work.
