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I set up a Nativity scene, but since baby Jesus hasn’t arrived yet, all the Wise Men are just looking down at their phones.

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I’m having an orange, and the dogs keep looking at me like, “stop eating that ball, dude.”

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Ladies, don’t date hungry guys. They’re just trying to get into your pantries.

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First date idea: we walk around a graveyard and guess how people died.

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If I’m gonna jingle your bells, I’m definitely gonna jingle them all the way.

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Me, as a vampire: Tell me, mortal, have you had any alcohol in the last 24 hours?

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I think during winter we should also get to work less hours in a day, just like the sun.

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I’m 45% coffee, 40% wine and 6% cheese.

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Stop telling people to grow up. Have you seen adults?

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Presumably, if you had a time machine, you could just kill young adult Hitler. The baby part seems gratuitous.