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Don’t ever let a recipe tell you how much cheese you need to add, everyone knows cheese is measured with the heart.

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When I was a kid, I had to walk to Netflix.

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Cholesterol has a special place in my heart.

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Men be like “I would do anything for you” and then do nothing.

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I have poor night vision so I upgraded to LED headlights because it’s important to me to ensure nobody else can see either.

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AI won’t replace me because I’m already useless to society.

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My favorite part about health insurance is how your teeth and eyeballs are add-ons.

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Maybe one day a street will be named after me. Or a school. Or a mental hospital.

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I’m not drinking 2% milk until we figure out what the other 98% is.

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“You look nervous” Thanks, I’ve been practicing my whole life.