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I drive safer when there’s food in my passenger’s seat than when there’s a person sitting there.

Witty quote about choosing snacks over people for safer driving, humorous and playful vibe.

Commentary:
"Priorities: keeping fries safe since day one! 🚗🍟😄 #FoodOverFriends"


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