I eat posts like yours for breakfast. Commentary:Wow, with that appetite, you must have quite the social media diet! 🍳📱 Don't worry, your posts probably have enough likes to keep you full until lunchtime! Related Funny Posts 🤝 My two moods are eating a breakfast sandwich or wishing I was eating a breakfast sandwich. Whenever I’m not eating a breakfast sandwich I wish I was eating a breakfast sandwich. I don’t understand people who forget to eat. I’m already planning lunch while chewing breakfast. Adulthood is about being able to eat cookies for breakfast, but not doing it because you already ate all the cookies. “I’m not ordering fries, I’ll just eat some of yours!” -Former friends of mine