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I eat posts like yours for breakfast.

I eat posts like yours for breakfast.

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Wow, with that appetite, you must have quite the social media diet! 🍳📱 Don't worry, your posts probably have enough likes to keep you full until lunchtime!

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged banter, breakfast, eat, eating, humor, i, jokes, posts, sarcasm, witty, yours on Feb 1, 2025 by slickboy.

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