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I am not in a good place, geographically.

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My mirror needs a screenshot button.

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My muffin top has become a full blown birthday cake.

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Iโ€™ve been dieting for a little over a week and I already gained three pounds.

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You get to choose which path you take. I see some of you have chosen the psychopath.

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Iโ€™m at the gym and I just saw someone put their water bottle in the Pringles holder on the treadmill.

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Thereโ€™s not gonna be a civil war. None of us can afford to take that much time off work.

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We should put a tariff on being mean to me.

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I have a photographic memory, but I’ve run out of film.

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Welcome to adulthood: you’re always sleepy unless you’re trying to get to sleep.

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I eat posts like yours for breakfast.

I eat posts like yours for breakfast.

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Wow, with that appetite, you must have quite the social media diet! ๐Ÿณ๐Ÿ“ฑ Don't worry, your posts probably have enough likes to keep you full until lunchtime!



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