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Asking “how’s the job hunt going?” is a lot like asking “did you come?” I promise you, you’d hear if there was any success.

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For International Women’s Day, I’m going to celebrate by hitting every curb I see.

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I’ve learned the best way to find something that I’ve lost is to buy a replacement one, to make the lost one spontaneously appear.

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Together, I can beat schizophrenia.

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Potato chips ARE vegetables! I exclaim as I tear open the third bag.

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When I say someone is a good doctor, it’s entirely based on the strength of their waiting room Wi-Fi.