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Brain, I know you’re trying hard, but you are not doing a good job.

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In case no one told you today. I’m beautiful.

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Job interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Me: I would say my biggest weakness is listening.

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Cheating before AI required a level of effort that you ended up learning something by default.

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US etiquette question: Do you need to tip the guy at the border who reads your last five years of social media history?

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My kids acting shocked there’s ants in my car like they’re not Hansel and Gretel leaving bloody crumb trails.

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74 shares on Messenger this month:

The cheapest way to fly is off the handle.

90 shares on Telegram this month:

I love my bodyguard. I would take a bullet for him.

65 shares on X this month:

Does no one disappear in the Bermuda Triangle anymore, or is there just too much other news?

17 shares on Pinterest this month:

If small talk burned calories, maybe I’d consider it.

89 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Getting a lawn sign so people know what I think today.

59 shares on Discord this month:

There’s poetry in walking away without closing the door too loud.

24 shares on LinkedIn this month:

January is the Monday of the year.

81 shares on TikTok this month:

Girls really only want one simple thing; and that one thing is all of your attention.

19 shares on Slack this month:

Going to have a hobbit boi summer (throw a huge birthday party for myself, then mysteriously vanish right after insulting everyone).

25 shares on Twitch this month:

The fact that someone looked straight at a purple onion and named it red onion really bothers me.

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Someone from 🇨🇫 has viewed:

I’m confused how a cemetery can raise its funeral prices and blame it on the cost of living.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has shared:

I think my phone is broken. I pressed the home button, but I’m still at work.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has copied:

Dear autocorrect, that’s not what I was trying to say. I’m getting tired of your shirt.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has bookmarked:

I hate it when I imagine how a conversation will go and then in the actual conversation the person goes off script. That’s not your line, man.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has downloaded:

Don’t blame the alcohol. You were an idiot before you started drinking.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has downloaded:

Kim Kardashian wants her ashes to be scattered in the sea after her death. As if there wasn’t enough plastic there already.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has copied:

I don’t know how to explain it, but sometimes cheese just falls into my cart at the grocery store.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has viewed:

Every day I tell myself, “You got this,” and every day, “this” gets weirder.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has downloaded:

Interesting people are my favorite endangered species.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has shared:

I love spending my parents’ money, they must pay for bringing me into this world.

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Making waves on Twitch:

Breaking News: Local woman stuns in new unnecessary online purchase.

Spreading quickly via X:

Most women need a little reassurance. Like when she says “oh, you want to see crazy?” Reassure her that you do not.

Seen just now on Twitch:

I’m an adult. I can do whatever I want. And yet, here I am just doing laundry, eating salads, taking antidepressants, flossing my teeth, and going on little walks. Like an IDIOT.

Going viral on Twitch:

Gonna run this by my two best friends who are as insane as I am.

Trending via TikTok:

My new diet plan is to hibernate and live off all this fat I’ve accumulated.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

If I’m too quiet you can rest assured I’m in the process of planning my sweet escape or your equally sweet demise.

Going bananas on YouTube:

The whole “read before you go to bed to get sleepy” thing does not apply to me because I will be up till 5 a.m. if the book is worth it.

Just shared via Discord:

Not gonna lie, the age I’m turning this year sounds a little serious, and I don’t like it.

Spotted on TikTok:

Socialism isn’t wrong because it has compassion. It’s wrong because it doesn’t work.

Just landed via YouTube:

Today, I used a wire I’ve kept in my box of cables since 2011. Please applaud.

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I either text back right away or never, because I saw your text, replied in my head but forgot to actually type it.

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Cheating before AI required a level of effort that you ended up learning something by default.

US etiquette question: Do you need to tip the guy at the border who reads your last five years of social media history?

My kids acting shocked there’s ants in my car like they’re not Hansel and Gretel leaving bloody crumb trails.

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