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"Ah, the classic case of being a stellar texter in your mind but a total flake in reality 😂📱 Don't worry, we've all been there! #TextingStruggles"

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29 shares on Twitch this month:

If only my teeth were as white as my legs.

54 shares on Snapchat this month:

My brain says “Let’s do something exciting today” but my body says “Don’t listen to that fool.”

80 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Moms will vacuum the ceiling, alphabetize the spice rack, reorganize your socks, then say, “No one helps me around here!”

80 shares on Messenger this month:

Is ‘ugh’ an emotion? Because I fell it all the time.

21 shares on Pinterest this month:

Life is way too short to pretend you’re not into some freaky stuff.

62 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I highly recommend having hobbies, it distracts you from falling in love unnecessarily.

30 shares on YouTube this month:

Be the horrifying lore of your family’s lineage.

38 shares on Facebook this month:

Single, not sure how to mingle.

20 shares on Messenger this month:

I have friends in high places (birds).

10 shares on WhatsApp this month:

If I were Juliet, I would NOT be pleased to find a man standing under my balcony at midnight. Sir, I am in my jim-jams.

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Someone from 🇲🇻 has downloaded:

Prior to the arrival of Paper and Scissors, Rock faced no competition.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has copied:

The Christmas tree I’ve had up all year makes a lot more sense now.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has bookmarked:

I want to clarify that what I publish on social media does not define me as a person; I am worse.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has copied:

It must be hard to be a rapper knowing at any moment your enemies may make beautiful poems about you.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has copied:

No Botox. I need to furrow my brow when people say dumb things.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has bookmarked:

It’s okay to run away from the cops if you’re shy.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has copied:

“Careful. It’s slippery!” – Everyone, after you’ve already slipped.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has downloaded:

Guy inventing jogging: how can I suffer, but with music?

Someone from 🇸🇨 has copied:

Microdosing Christmas by being present.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has downloaded:

I wanna be a jellyfish— no heart, no brain, no feelings, no pain— just blub blub blub.

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Shared recently on TikTok:

Hey Grok, scan through all my mutuals and find me a girlfriend, thanks!

Broadcasted on Telegram:

On today’s family vacation agenda: my parents read the internet out loud.

Shared recently on Discord:

Sometimes I just want someone to hug me and say “I know it’s hard, but you’ll be okay. Here’s a coffee and a million dollars.”

Trending via Snapchat:

One day you’re young and carefree and the next, you’re preheating the bathroom before you go in for a shower.

Just shared via Messenger:

I’m a total go with the flow kinda person as long as the flow is meticulously scheduled well in advance and there are no mid-flow changes whatsoever.

Seen just now on Slack:

Of all her outfits, my shirt and no underwear will always be my favorite.

Shared recently on Slack:

World domination? I don’t even want to be responsible for myself.

Shared recently on Slack:

Eating watermelon and minding my own business.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Do people still actually eat 3 meals a day, or do we all just survive off of stress and iced coffee?

Making waves on WeChat:

Stop being so boyfriendable if you can’t be my boyfriend.

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I either text back right away or never, because I saw your text, replied in my head but forgot to actually type it.

Life is just a series of Sopranos references with some other things mixed in.

Everyone’s a gangster until they turn a spoon the wrong way under running water.

I have more photos of food on my phone than I do of my children.

I’m bringing back “holy moly” and nobody can stop me.

I used to look for monsters under the bed. Today I know they are behind some people’s fake smiles.

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I either text back right away or never, because I saw your text, replied in my head but forgot to actually type it.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Life is just a series of Sopranos references with some other things mixed in.

Everyone’s a gangster until they turn a spoon the wrong way under running water.

I have more photos of food on my phone than I do of my children.

I’m putting free wifi on my gravestone, so people will come visit me.

I’m bringing back “holy moly” and nobody can stop me.

I used to look for monsters under the bed. Today I know they are behind some people’s fake smiles.

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