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A beautiful woman should never have to send an email. Yet, such tragedies occur every day.

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I love icebreakers. They really give me time to anxiously reflect on what the most fun fact about me is, while I don’t listen to anyone else at all.

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If you are hotter than me, it means I’m cooler than you.

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Getting mad when an app updates and changes their format is the new “rearranged grocery store” for me.

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There’s nothing worse than being in public and you touch something that shouldn’t be sticky and it is.

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The key to looking amazing is looking like shit most of the time, so it’s more of a surprise.

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Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it becomes a soap opera.

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Terrible things can happen if you go camping. For starters, you could want to go camping again.

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I’m off to club bed, featuring DJ Pillow and MC Blanky.

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My childhood led me to believe that as an adult I’d have to contend with truth serum, lava, quicksand, trap doors, and secret passageways. So far it’s mostly been weight gain and existential dread.