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I lied, there’s no sex. I just need you to change the batteries in my smoke detectors.

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I don’t think we’ll ever see aliens. I bet that they’re just gathering information and waiting for us to destroy ourselves.

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Milk teeth are wasted on children. A new set of teeth would be a lot more useful when you’re older.

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Don’t give up, we must remain silly.

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I’m ugly but I can make u laugh.

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For a guy with no reflection, Dracula’s eyeliner is always flawless.

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Age regressing by coughing like a toddler, with my tongue out.

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Is there a bravery award I can nominate my son for as he managed to eat his toast despite the fact I cut it wrong.

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My search history is filled with me googling regular words just to make sure I’m using them right.

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I finally got 8 hours of sleep. Took me four days, but whatever.

Does running actually get easier if you do it a lot, or is it that you just get more masochistic?

My New Year’s resolution will be to stop chasing waterfalls, and stick to the rivers and the lakes that I’m used to.

“Stop talking about old drama!” God forbid a girl and her bestie enjoy their history lessons.

Googling symptoms until you cry.

For this Halloween I’ve trained my eyebrows to leap off my face and destroy those who’ve angered me.

Time needs a speed limit.

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If your name is “Guy”, you have lazy parents.

I find pleasure in closing tabs in my wife’s brain. This worry… done. That task… complete.

On the one hand, I’d love to look sexy in a bikini. On the other hand, there’s cake.

Incorrectly is the only word that, when spelled correctly, is still spelled incorrectly.

A good French onion soup will have you acting like a pervert.

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It ain’t easy being America’s sweetheart during these dark times, but someone gotta do it!

Put my height in bio. Hope it lands me a girlfriend.

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Labubu?! Sounds like a name picked mid-sneeze!

Adulthood these days is just bills and running out of memory on devices.

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Now that I got a library card, I’m moving differently.

Going down a rabbit hole if anyone wants anything.

All soups are gazpacho if you’re lazy enough.

The introverted urge to spend a week alone at home after many holidays and family gatherings.

Marriage! Because your shitty day doesn’t have to end at work.

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Naming my first daughter Piggleigh Wiggleigh.

One time I refused to buy a watch because it was only waterproof to 100 meters. Not sure what sort of future I was imagining for myself there.

I can’t believe the gall of this bladder.

Beds are always the coziest when it’s time to get up and you don’t want to.

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