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Someone from 🇰🇼 has downloaded:

I was a nothingburger to him, but he was an everything bagel to me…

Someone from 🇭🇺 has downloaded:

So you mean to tell me a stress ball is not for throwing at people who stress you out?

Someone from 🇸🇱 has downloaded:

Being lazy has its advantages. I still have most of my winter fat from last year.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has copied:

Gaslighting myself into thinking I’m in a good mood.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has shared:

Christmas bonus so small you have to call your bank and ask “is it in yet?”

Someone from 🇳🇦 has copied:

You are only young once. After that you have to think up some other excuse.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has shared:

How do couples who live together get anything done? I wouldn’t leave my bed if my girlfriend was in it.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has copied:

Just because I’m smiling doesn’t mean I like you, I might be picturing you on fire.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has copied:

Explaining myself is too much work. Please just judge me.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has shared:

You never realize how long a minute is until you’re exercising.

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Just shared via Telegram:

I used to be cool and now I say things like “It’s so loud in here, I can’t hear myself think”.

Broadcasted on Discord:

There are a few certainties in this life: death, taxes and when a Canadian tells you it’s cold out, it’s cold out.

Breaking via Instagram:

It’s fun getting room service. I just love eating a $19 hamburger at a desk in front of a mirror.

Live now on Facebook:

Me: This is my favorite. I would like to buy this exact same item of clothing again. The fashion industry: No.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

That odd feeling when your lunch break is over and you still have to work for another 30 years.

Making waves on Discord:

The collective noun for a group of reply guys is an audacity.

Going viral on TikTok:

The healthy food in my fridge should be grateful really. It survives much longer than everything else.

Trending via TikTok:

She is so narcissistic that her narcissism has narcissism.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Friendly reminder that double negatives are a big no-no.

Making waves on YouTube:

The moon landing was faked. They actually went to Mars, and I can prove it.

I finally got 8 hours of sleep. Took me four days, but whatever.

1 month ago

Humorous text about finally sleeping eight hours after four days of effort.

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"Ah, the elusive 8 hours of sleep – like a mythical creature only spotted once in a blue moon! 🌙😂 It's a journey filled with twists, turns, and plenty of caffeinated detours. Who needs a map when you've got determination and a cozy pillow, right? 💤 Keep chasing those Z's, you sleep warrior!"

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65 shares on Pinterest this month:

Some people graduate with honors, I am just honored to graduate.

79 shares on Reddit this month:

At the end of the day, it’s just me and me.

75 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I try to find the good in every situation. Wait, no – that was a typo. Food. I try to find the food in every situation.

25 shares on Telegram this month:

Sorry, I can’t today. I have to sit in my room and make matters worse.

38 shares on Telegram this month:

You could go camping or you could stay at home, not shower, leave dirt on the floor and let some squirrels in.

16 shares on Slack this month:

I was gonna kiss you under the blood moon eclipse, but whatever, bro.

62 shares on Twitch this month:

I love 12 a.m. to 5 a.m. The world is so quiet.

75 shares on Facebook this month:

That second wave of sleep after waking up too early.

75 shares on WhatsApp this month:

The more stupid the views, the harder it is to talk people out of them.

18 shares on Twitch this month:

Avoid calls from pesky bill collectors by not paying your phone bill.

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I got fired from my job at the massage parlor. No specific reason, apparently I just rub people the wrong way.

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I like you so much, I’d actually learn your phone number.

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If at first you don’t succeed, that’s so embarrassing. Why are you so bad at this?

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Relationship status: you’d think something called a Roomba would be a better dancer.

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Cats hear everything. They just don’t care.

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A perfect metaphor for my life would be “Someone trying to stand up in a hammock.”

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Pets don’t talk because the moment they do, the government will tax them.

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Every time I see an odd screw on the floor somewhere, I think one of my loose ones has finally come out.

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Anyone know how to get an air guitar out of a vacuum?

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It’s fun getting room service. I just love eating a $19 hamburger at a desk in front of a mirror.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇯🇲 has downloaded:

I disagree with everyone and think relationships should be easy.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has copied:

The older I get, the more I don’t want to do things.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has viewed:

Going to work has backfired on me so many times.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has downloaded:

Welcome to your 40s: your chin looks lonely, here’s another one.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has viewed:

A mustache is just mouth bangs.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has downloaded:

No one tells you that the older you get, the more often you check your weather app.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has shared:

Technically I’m still young, but according to my back pain I’m actually 69.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has bookmarked:

True luxury is sleeping until you wake up by yourself.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has shared:

Awake? You may be entitled to compensation.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has shared:

Heard a recording of my own voice, and now I can never speak again.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on X:

Oops, I accidentally healed too much. I am now uninterested in anyone but mẹ.

Just shared via TikTok:

I’m not tispy. I’m merry.

Breaking via Messenger:

Please don’t invite me over if you have a leather chair that’s already peeling. I will peel it some more when you’re not looking.

Spotted on Discord:

Guy on the day of the 1918 armistice, walking around the trench, clapping, saying things like “Great work, everyone,” and “We did it, team.”

Spotted on YouTube:

You’re not entertaining, you are exittaining.

Making waves on X:

“Try it all before you die” is always drugs and sex, never quantum physics.

Making waves on Twitch:

Once you love wide-leg pants, there is no going back from that.

Just shared via TikTok:

I tried to clean up my Chrome tabs but it turns out all 200 of them contain information that is vital for my survival.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Liking a song isn’t enough, I need to be able to call the artist and tell them they did a great job.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

They should make you watch a training video and pass a little test before you’re allowed to touch the office coffee maker.

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