I found a box of VHS tapes. I’m a bit nervous about the one that has the label torn off.

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English is so fake. How can you drink a drink, but you can’t food a food?

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Betrayal only comes from someone we’re close to. Just like herpes.

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The worst thing I’ve seen as a paramedic is my paycheck.

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I hope this email kills us both.

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So many people to disappoint, so little time.

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Caffeine: the adult version of fairy dust.

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Whoever is dating my ex, all I can say is: cheat first!

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When I die I want people to say “Hmm, I didn’t know you could die like that.”

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I taped a picture of my paycheck on my front door to keep all the solicitors away.

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If I’m ever the problem, you’re the reason.