I go to tattoo parlors and trick them into shaving my leg for me, and then leave. Posted on2 days ago2 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Master of free leg shaves, one tattoo parlor at a time! 😂🦵✂️ Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Airports should have tattoo parlors for those of us with long layovers and poor impulse control. Getting a key tattoo, but getting it covered up with a doormat tattoo, so no one ever finds it. My husband told me that he used my sock trick on a recent trip, so he wouldn’t lose any. Reader, my “sock trick” is rolling matching pairs together. Dear razor commercials, please stop shaving hairless legs. If you want to impress someone, shave a gorilla. I always wonder who makes a more stupid face: women putting on make-up or men shaving?