I go to tattoo parlors and trick them into shaving my leg for me, and then leave. Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:Master of free leg shaves, one tattoo parlor at a time! ๐๐ฆตโ๏ธ Related Funny Posts ๐ค Itโs leg day. No, not at the gym, dummy. Iโm shaving them. Airports should have tattoo parlors for those of us with long layovers and poor impulse control. Getting a key tattoo, but getting it covered up with a doormat tattoo, so no one ever finds it. My husband told me that he used my sock trick on a recent trip, so he wouldn’t lose any. Reader, my “sock trick” is rolling matching pairs together. If by ‘leg day’ you mean a day that we put your legs on my shoulders, then yes, I love leg day. I prefer to use deodorant immediately after shaving my armpits so that I can feel that I’m still alive. Dear razor commercials, please stop shaving hairless legs. If you want to impress someone, shave a gorilla.