I go to tattoo parlors and trick them into shaving my leg for me, and then leave. Posted onJan 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Master of free leg shaves, one tattoo parlor at a time! ππ¦΅βοΈ Related funny posts π Airports should have tattoo parlors for those of us with long layovers and poor impulse control. If youβre a squatter, every day is leg day. I got fired from my job at the massage parlor. No specific reason, apparently I just rub people the wrong way. Itβs leg day. No, not at the gym, dummy. Iβm shaving them. I said βcool tattooβ to be nice not because I wanted to hear the 45 minute origin story.