Trendy Funny Quotes

  • They say the best things take time. That’s why I’m always late.
  • You know what part I love about waking up? None of it. Let me sleep!
  • The question I ask myself most often is, “What would a jury think about this?”
  • Summer is the best because there’s always a chance I’ll see someone trip on their own flip flop.
  • This could have been an email. Me, while attending a wedding ceremony.
  • Halloween is cool, but nothing is spookier than my previous choices in men.