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I hate lying to my parents but it’s for their own goo…

I hate lying to my parents but it’s for their own goo…

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic dilemma of every child: balancing honesty with preserving your parents' peace of mind 🤥👩‍👧‍👦 Just remember, they probably have a sixth sense for detecting fibs! Proceed with caution 😉 #ParentalTruthsAndLies"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged family, good, hate, honesty, humor, i, lying, own, parents, truth on Jan 20, 2025 by slickboy.

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