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I hate lying to my parents but it’s for their own good.

Flat earth is too mainstream, hollow earth is where it’s at.

I’ve never had a beer in the shower; I’m saving it for a very low moment in my life.

If your cat has ever accidentally fallen into the tub while you were taking bath, you’ve known chaos.

Anyone got any good sins for someone just getting into sinning?

Aging is the worst. I miss the good ol’ days when my pain was strictly emotional.

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I may have bags under my eyes, but they’re Versace.

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