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I hate lying to my parents but it’s for their own good.

I hate lying to my parents but it’s for their own good.

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"Ah, the classic dilemma of every child: balancing honesty with preserving your parents' peace of mind ๐Ÿคฅ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘งโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆ Just remember, they probably have a sixth sense for detecting fibs! Proceed with caution ๐Ÿ˜‰ #ParentalTruthsAndLies"



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