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"I hate small talk!" Oh okay. Do you think all young goats are called kids because they're kidding around with small talk too much? 🐐😆 #SmallTalkSucks

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Some of you are still single because, when someone sends you romantic words, you reply with “hahaha.”

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I’m the product of too much television and zero supervision.

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If you ever feel like a failure, just remember, Domino’s tried to open pizza chains in Italy.

52 shares on X this month:

That moment when you cut into a seedless watermelon and find out it’s only allegedly seedless.

55 shares on Threads this month:

The delivery guy absolutely hates it when I call him my pizza mule.

66 shares on Messenger this month:

Haven’t seen a single bikini photoshoot in the snow this year; the girls are tired.

99 shares on Snapchat this month:

Thanks for your email! Unfortunately, I have filled my pockets with stones and am making my way to the sea.

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Never underestimate the healing power of a cheeseburger.

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Walking on egg shells? In this economy?

83 shares on X this month:

Sometimes I’ll drink a ginger ale and eat a Biscoff cookie and sit up in kind of an unnatural position and pretend I’m on a Delta flight.

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Eat like your treadmill is watching.

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It’s with a heavy heart and a deep sadness that I have to announce that I’m at work.

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The best way to get through Monday is to pretend it’s Tuesday.

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Things I don’t want in my future house: An angry man.

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Tweeting shouldn’t cost money but it should flip you on your back like a bug for 15 minutes.

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My kids acting shocked there’s ants in my car like they’re not Hansel and Gretel leaving bloody crumb trails.

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Babe, are you okay? You haven’t touched your dark humor all day.

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Just blocked all the normal people, so if you see this… sup, weirdo.

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Playdates were invented to force parents into cleaning their home.

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My security system is just a bunch of my unpaid bills taped to my front door.

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Helvetica is my favorite font that sounds like a heavy metal band.

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Ghosting is disrespectful unless it’s me doing it.

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Everybody hates me for being a beautiful angel with a perfect soul.

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I’m so jealous of people who live near a coastal area. What do you mean you can just go to the beach on a random Tuesday?

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I hate commas. It’s not my job to tell you when you breathe. Work it out, you’re a grown adult.

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Accidentally became important at work and it’s ruining my life.

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Managers want a week of silence and meditation in order to be even more of a manager afterwards.

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There will only be world peace if we get another Gangnam Style.

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Delete a letter of his name from your contacts every time he makes you upset. When his name’s gone, he’s gone. Hangman that boy.

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There should be a three-day weekend: one day to do nothing, one day to do something, and one day to do laundry.

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“I hate small talk!” Oh okay. Do you think all your grandparents are going to heaven?

The perfect number of cats is two stupid cats. Preferably siblings. But they can’t both be the same type of stupid. One needs to be stupid (dumb) and one needs to be stupid (annoying).

It’s a good thing that not everyone has a smartphone. We also need people who honk when the lights turn green.

German couples probably have less arguments because there’s an exact word for, “I’m fine, just annoyed you forgot the milk again”.

It turns out, as you get older, you don’t actually figure anything out; you just don’t have any energy to care anymore.

I’m proud to announce that am winning my fight against sobriety.

Sometimes happiness is just having a good night’s sleep.

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“I hate small talk!” Oh okay. Do you think all your grandparents are going to heaven?

Keep the laugh going 😂

The perfect number of cats is two stupid cats. Preferably siblings. But they can’t both be the same type of stupid. One needs to be stupid (dumb) and one needs to be stupid (annoying).

It’s a good thing that not everyone has a smartphone. We also need people who honk when the lights turn green.

German couples probably have less arguments because there’s an exact word for, “I’m fine, just annoyed you forgot the milk again”.

It turns out, as you get older, you don’t actually figure anything out; you just don’t have any energy to care anymore.

I’m proud to announce that am winning my fight against sobriety.

Sometimes happiness is just having a good night’s sleep.

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