I hate to brag but I excel at my faults.

26 shares on Messenger this month:

How is rent for 28 days the same amount as for 31 days? Where is my change?

70 shares on WeChat this month:

Having to pee when you’re driving is problematic. Having to sneeze when you’re driving is even more problematic.

27 shares on Telegram this month:

I honestly have no idea what a vitamin is. It’s in a banana but it’s also the sun? Sure.

84 shares on Messenger this month:

Look, 80’s kids went from Inspector Gadget to Terminator so we have a lot of mixed feelings about technology.

52 shares on Threads this month:

Isn’t your email address beautifulgirl@mydreams.com?

62 shares on Telegram this month:

There must be an invisible mechanism on my book. Every time I open it, my husband starts trying to talk to me.

43 shares on YouTube this month:

Ancient Egyptians used to worship cats and write on walls, a practice we still continue to do today on the Internet.

40 shares on Threads this month:

Goodbye, August, don’t let the door hit you on the way out.

17 shares on Instagram this month:

I just realized boobytrap backwards spells partyboob.

12 shares on Instagram this month:

Woke up feeling not too shabby for a 60-year-old. The only problem is I’m still in my 40s.