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This alien invasion could have been an email.

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Autocorrect changed ‘are you around?’ to ‘are you aroused?’ and my buddy didn’t want to hang out today.

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This too shall pass. And then some other bullshit will come and take its place. It never fucking ends.

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Who is praying on my downfall right now and can you stop?

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I love hard, but I stupid harder.

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Ever think vampires just lied about hating garlic, now we’re just out here seasoning ourselves for them?

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Don’t date coworkers. Being the hot coworker nobody at work has a chance with is always the best role to play.

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I will never give another woman my heart until I see how she acts when a bee flies at her.

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Don’t hate me because I can fall asleep within seconds; hate me because I can sleep through the night without having to get up to go to the bathroom.

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The thing I’ve always found tricky about money is knowing how much I should have.