I hope all of you get laid and not laid off this year. Amen. Posted on2 days ago2 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"May your love life be booming and your job secure in 2022! 🥂 Here's to a year of passion without pink slips! 🕺💼 #Priorities" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I have entirely too many new bruises for someone who isn’t getting laid. “You’re so funny!” Thanks, I didn’t get laid in high school. I hope we’re good friends until we die, then I hope we can stay ghost friends, walk through walls and scare people. I hope this is the year my teen learns how to turn off a light when she leaves a room. Woke up, twerked in the mirror and laid back down.