I hope I find $10,000 on the floor later. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Going to start checking under the couch cushions with a metal detector now ππ°π Related Funny Quotes π€ Rich people donβt put their couches against their wall. I moved my couch into the middle of the floor and still havenβt gotten rich. I don’t know what Iβm doing wrong here. Having little kids is great because I love spending hundreds of dollars each week to feed my floor and my trash can. I’m really hoping money falls from the sky this week, or else I’m doomed. I wish I could just drop my body off at the gym and pick it up later. Me (young, naive): “I hope something good happens.” Me (now): “I hope whatever bad happens is at least funny.”