I hope I find $10,000 on the floor later.

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The lion can’t keep living like this.

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Why is there so much day left at the end of my patience?

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I didn’t just turn into a grouchy old woman overnight. It took years of people letting me down, pissing me off, and dealing with idiots to get this good at it.

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Sex is great, but have you ever started slowly picking up speed after sitting in a traffic jam?

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Marriage is like a phone call at the night: First there’s the ring, and then you wake up.

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Deleting the paragraph you wrote and texting back “ok” is a different type of self-control.

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Just bought a new umbrella for the person that finds it tomorrow.

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I’m not feeling very worky today.

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I hope this email kills us both.

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For someone who is afraid of failure, I’m very unmotivated.