I hope I find $10,000 on the floor later. Posted onFeb 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Going to start checking under the couch cushions with a metal detector now 😂💰🔍 Related funny posts 😂 …and so ends another week of me not becoming unexpectedly rich. How do they know an animal is extinct? Like, have you really looked everywhere? The longer I stay home, the more homeless I look. Asking the birds outside my window if they know any Metallica. I forgot how to panic. Help!