Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Life can only give you lemons if you answer the door.
  • My sweatpants sat me down and said they want me to get an office job again.
  • Ah coffee. The sweet balm by which we shall accomplish today’s tasks.
  • I suffer from awesomnia.
  • One thing that could really “level-up” the experience of being a pedestrian would be if cars had some kind of feature that could indicate whether or not they were going to turn in a particular direction.
  • I started my diet 2 hours ago, I’m glad that’s over.