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I hope the aliens aren’t good at basketball. My chances of making it into the NBA are already slim.

I hope the aliens aren’t good at basketball. My chances of making it into the NBA are already slim.

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"Who knew that the secret to reaching NBA stardom might just be avoiding extraterrestrial competition? 🏀👽 Better start practicing those jump shots, just in case the aliens challenge us to a cosmic slam dunk contest! 🌌👾 #SpaceJam"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged alien, aliens, aspiration, basketball, chance, chances, competition, good, hope, humor, i, making, NBA, scenario, slim, sports, weird, weird scenario on Jan 21, 2025 by slickboy.

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