I hope the aliens aren’t good at basketball. My chances of making it into the NBA are already slim.

I hope the aliens aren’t good at basketball. My chances of making it into the NBA are already slim.

Commentary:
“Who knew that the secret to reaching NBA stardom might just be avoiding extraterrestrial competition? 🏀👽 Better start practicing those jump shots, just in case the aliens challenge us to a cosmic slam dunk contest! 🌌👾 #SpaceJam”

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