I just ate, and now I’m going swimming, so I guess this is goodbye. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Looks like I'm defying science and making waves! 🌊🍴😂 Related Funny Posts 🤝 I am just a man, a man who told a woman to calm down, so I guess this is goodbye. If you think swimming with dolphins is expensive, you should try swimming with sharks. It cost me an arm and a leg! I am a man, a man with a cold, so I guess this is goodbye. I’ve realized there’s more to life than social media, so I guess this is goodbye for the next 12 minutes. When I was a kid, we still ate noodles. Then at some point we ate pasta. Today, we only eat carbs.