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It’s amazing how music can transport you to another place. For example, this coffee shop is playing Justin Bieber, so I’m going to another restaurant.

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Is Mercury in reggaeton?

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Your pronouns should be get/help.

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Adulting is difficult. One minute you’re proud of yourself, the next minute you feel like you’re not doing enough.

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Ghost stories sound way scarier with an English accent.

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Headache pro-tip: Bang your toe into something.

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It’s okay to embarrass yourself a little in the pursuit of human connection.

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I feel like I’ve skipped the whole ‘go out and have fun’ stage and went straight to being an 80-year-old woman.

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Unless I ask, I genuinely don’t care to hear other people’s opinions on my life. It’s almost a pet peeve, really.

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Twitter hits different, cause it’s like the only social media app you can use effectively while playing music.

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If I ask “What’s your zodiac sign?” it’s either because we’re vibing or you’re getting on my nerves.

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If chickens knew how good they tasted, they would understand.

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Humans are the only species that would cut down trees, make paper out of them, and then write “Save the Trees” on it.

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I get it, sauce, I also thicken over time.

I like listening to podcasts because it’s basically getting to enjoy a conversation without having to participate in it.

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Girls are happier when their dress has pockets, it’s science.

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Unfortunately, I have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier woman.

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Introverts have fun too, we just don’t care if you know…

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We put a man on the moon in 1969, and if you elect me to be your president, I promise that we will not stop until every man is on the moon.

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Maybe your dog is barking at my luggage because he doesn’t enjoy his job, officer.

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Do y’all ever get pre-annoyed? Like, you already know someone is about to piss you off.

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I don’t have a yoga mat, but I have a Twister mat, and it’s the same thing.

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Don’t ruin a good sundress by wearing panties.

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God, I was so happy when I was 18. I wasn’t at the time, but in retrospect I was.

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Coding: Where incessantly talking to yourself seems completely normal and debugging is like being a detective in a movie where you are both the detective and the perpetrator.

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Reverse cowgirl so he doesn’t see the double chin.

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You got beef with me, but none in your fridge. That’s why you’re mad. You’re hungry.

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“This would be better if there was cake” really does ring true in any situation.

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When this multivitamin kicks in I’m going to do so much success.

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Crossing things off my to-do list… I didn’t do them, I just don’t want them on my list anymore.

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Saying “shut up” before skipping the YouTube ad is literally necessary.

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You know where I’d like to go? Missing.

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How to have flat stomach: remove all of your organs.

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When the Olympics finally introduces the event “Dropping your phone and very nearly catching it but not quite” then you’ll all see me shine.

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If McDonald’s sold hot dogs, would you be able to, with a straight face, order a McWiener and tell them to supersize it?

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I like listening to podcasts because it’s basically getting to enjoy a conversation without having to participate in it.

Girls are happier when their dress has pockets, it’s science.

Unfortunately, I have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier woman.

We put a man on the moon in 1969, and if you elect me to be your president, I promise that we will not stop until every man is on the moon.

Maybe your dog is barking at my luggage because he doesn’t enjoy his job, officer.

Do y’all ever get pre-annoyed? Like, you already know someone is about to piss you off.

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Gonna tell my dentist that if I’m late, he should start without me.

There’s something about Dracula I just don’t trust.

I get ignored so much, my name should be “terms and conditions”.

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Unfortunately, it only strengthens my spirit when the summer people mourn their terrible season.

My favorite pastime is staying up way later than I should and complaining the next day about how tired I am.

A little mischievousness is good for the soul.

Asking for a cigarette, then adding it to my own pack.

I hope this email blows your head smoove off.

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Womansplaining is when a woman tries to explain to you what you’re thinking/feeling, and is just totally 100% wrong.

I failed as a person; I’m a dinosaur now.

Too many toilets have automatically flushed underneath me for me not to have reservations about self-driving cars.

I don’t get how alcohol turns y’all evil. I just start giggling and get slutty.

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My hobbies include using the TV as background noise while I scroll on my phone.

I wanted to sleep it off, but insomnia said, “Not tonight, buddy.”

My level of sarcasm’s gotten to a point where I don’t even know if I’m kidding or not.

I dream of disappearing into the woods with Wi-Fi.

Make your salad taste better by putting it between bread, meat, cheese, and Big Mac sauce.

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