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Stephen King’s It is the bone chilling story about adults who are forced to spend time with their childhood friends.

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Yes, I know there is a really special place in hell for me. It’s called a throne.

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So a baby crawls across the floor to it’s bottle and it’s cute but when I do it Im in need of an intervention?

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Taylor Swift is a psyop designed to get my wife to hum little tunes here and there.

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I trust an insult more than I do a compliment.

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I love when the plot thickens.

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I may not understand women, but cheeseburgers have never sent me mixed signals, and for that they’ll always have my heart.

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There is no actual wolf in Wolf of Wall Street.

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Sex is great, but have you ever started slowly picking up speed after sitting in a traffic jam?

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I don’t need the audio tour at the museum, I have my teen to provide critical commentary the entire time.

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Girls will be like “it’s fine” then start drawing a pentagram in blood on their floorboards.

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According to autocorrect, my favorite Star Wars character is Bob’s Feet.

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The question I ask myself most often is, “What would a jury think about this?”

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I’m a people pleaser, unless you don’t like that. Then I’m not.

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I hate it when I’m cleaning the house and suddenly find a bowl of ice cream in my lap and my soap opera on.

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We’re in the middle of a snowstorm with no cake in the house. I never expected to perish like this.

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Can’t, too busy deleting screenshots of my lock screen.

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You can mess up big time letting someone know you have a printer.

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I’ve mastered farting, and it be loud and quick, but the key is don’t make a face or look around, so people can’t pinpoint it to you. Just act natural.

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I’m trying to be awesome today, but I’m too exhausted from being so awesome yesterday.

I like listening to podcasts because it’s basically getting to enjoy a conversation without having to participate in it.

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Death by a thousand stupid questions.

28 shares on Slack this month:

My favorite voicemails are those where the person doesn’t leave one.

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It actually is crazy how many people I know would benefit from being visited by three ghosts.

91 shares on Discord this month:

If you want to complain about my driving at least calm down and get off my hood first.

14 shares on WeChat this month:

If you wait until the last minute to do something, it only takes a minute to do it.

13 shares on Facebook this month:

Ctrl Alt delete my fat.

85 shares on X this month:

Driving home, listening to Gangsta’s Paradise, with my hands at 10 and 2.

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First rule of cleaning while listening to music: the toilet brush is never the microphone. Never!

55 shares on YouTube this month:

When life closes a door, just open it again. It’s a door, that’s how they work.

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Controlling your anger at work is a job in itself.

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That odd feeling when your lunch break is over and you still have to work for another 30 years.

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If you meet me and I’m talking to myself, just keep walking. I’m self-employed and I’m in a meeting with senior management.

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A pretty girl like me should be in the sky, sitting on a star.

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According to a new study, people who often trail off in the middle of a sentence are 30% more likely to

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Touched a tree and accidentally absorbed 400 years of wisdom and 2 squirrel secrets.

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No plans and no pants kind of day.

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We can’t both age regress at the same time — someone’s gonna have to push me on the swingset.

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Going to have a hobbit boi summer (throw a huge birthday party for myself, then mysteriously vanish right after insulting everyone).

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I hate when the lotion bottle pump squirts the hardened remains of its mucus plug into the palm of your hand.

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I’m just going to be hotter. It’s easier than being nicer.

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I can’t finish cleaning up my room because I get distracted by all of the cool stuff I find.

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Get in loser. We’re going on a guilt trip.

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A vibrator is amazing but it doesn’t call me “good girl” unfortunately.

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I don’t think you all understand. If Taylor Swift didn’t have a private jet, she’d be Taylor Slow.

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I’d pretend to care about football for you.

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Dear music, thanks!

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Might start a YouTube channel “will it hurt if I drop it on my foot”.

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I’ve never seen anything sadder than me in a black cape under the salon lights with wet hair parted incorrectly by a solid inch.

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If I ever go missing, promise me that you won’t put my weight on the poster.

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There’s no post-breakup healing process for girls. You just wake up one day and be like, “Ew,” and you’re free.

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I like listening to podcasts because it’s basically getting to enjoy a conversation without having to participate in it.

Forced to say “it’s okay” instead of throwing a chair at them.

I would do absolutely anything to get 8 hours of sleep, except for going to bed 8 hours before I need to wake up.

I have been touched inappropriately by the sun today.

If you like Christmas so much, why don’t you merry it?

I’ve just filed a restraining order against reality.

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I like listening to podcasts because it’s basically getting to enjoy a conversation without having to participate in it.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Forced to say “it’s okay” instead of throwing a chair at them.

I would do absolutely anything to get 8 hours of sleep, except for going to bed 8 hours before I need to wake up.

I highly recommend getting yourself a “How can I help” partner and not a “You will be fine” partner.

I have been touched inappropriately by the sun today.

If you like Christmas so much, why don’t you merry it?

I’ve just filed a restraining order against reality.

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