I like when the superheroes that can fly pick up and carry… Commentary:Defying gravity and taxi fees one superhero at a time! 🦸♂️🦸♀️✈️😄 Related Funny Posts 🤝 If you pick a movie that’s longer than the flight, the pilot gets a notification to fly around for a bit. Dear God, make me a bird so I can fly. Fly far, far away and also so I can poop on people. I don’t carry my wallet to work because I’m afraid someone will steal it while I’m sleeping. A bridesmaid, but to carry the end of my CVS receipt. At my age, I’m worried about tripping and falling, so I wear a helmet. I’m also worried about looking ridiculous, so I carry a skateboard.