I love befriending yappers. They bring the yapping out of me. Then we yap together. Yapping is so much fun.

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I told my suitcase we wouldn’t be going on vacation this year; now it’s dead inside and I’m left with emotional baggage.

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The difference between a hippo and a zippo is that one is really heavy and the other is a little lighter. Thank you and good night.

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My robot vacuum and I are cut from the same cloth. When we see a line of dirt on the kitchen floor, we just spin around and go the other way.

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I’d like to know what my dog is thinking as he watches me try one outfit after another while getting ready for a party.

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Getting a lawn sign so people know what I think today.

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Someday I will make a sandwich that will change my life forever.

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WhatsApp calls should indicate whose internet is poor to avoid unnecessary arguments.

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Grocery shopping while hungry feels like online shopping while drunk.

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I need a browser plugin that disables Amazon when I’m drinking. Hashtag: don’t drink and Prime.

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The T in depression stands for the therapy places that are immediately available.