I love sleeping in fishnets. Makes you feel like a big honey roast ham. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppFunny quote: I love sleeping in fishnets. Makes you feel like a big honey roast ham. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Don’t talk to me unless you are a ham sandwich. My sleeping cycle is completely backwards. In the morning I feel sleepy and at night I can’t fall asleep. I’m at the age where drinking a cup of coffee now makes me feel like Popeye scarfing down a can of spinach. Fellas, be sure to never ask a lady any questions on a date. This makes them feel interrogated. Strong declarative statements only. I love sleeping so much that it is the first thing I think about when I wake up.