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I love that my dog always comes home from the groomer weari…

I love that my dog always comes home from the groomer weari…

Commentary:
"Looks like Fido is living that thug life while getting pampered at the groomer! 🐶🕶️ Who knew he had street cred to go along with those fresh trims? Watch out, Snoop Dogg, there's a new canine gangster in town! 🐾💥"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged always, bandana, canine, dog, gang, gone, groomer, home, hours, humor, i, love, loyalty, only, pet, three, time, transformation on Jan 26, 2025 by slickboy.

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