I love to sleep, I wish I could get paid to sleep. Commentary:"Ah, the eternal struggle between the love for sleep and the need for money 💤💸. If only there were a 'Professional Napper' occupation available! 😂 #DreamJob" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I wish that reading books in the park were my job, and I got paid six figures for it. Getting paid to sleep would be such a dream job. Wish I could get paid just for being a sweetheart. “I’m so good at doing nothing. I wish I could get paid for it.” I wish I was a cat. No bills, no job, just meow, meow.