I love to sleep, I wish I could get paid to sleep.

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Life is just a series of Sopranos references with some other things mixed in.

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I’m glad cars were invented. Imagine riding a horse at 3am coming back from the club.

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Striking gold in your 40s: finding a close parking spot that’s in the shade on a hot summer day.

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My hobbies include trying to close the elevator doors before anyone else gets on.

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Yeah, no worries, man. You just showed everyone that you have a lot of resentments bubbling underneath, but otherwise, it was a cool evening.

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Superwoman: Single. Batman: Single. Wonder Woman: Single. I get it now, I’m single because I’m a superhero.

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I don’t consider myself anything but average. However, I have aged well.

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You have one week to ask me to be your Valentine. Requests must be in the form of poetic verse written in your blood.

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Why do women complain about size but moan when fingered?

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Only a couple more days until I come home and pretend I forgot about Valentine’s Day.