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I’m going spiraling, do you need anything?

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People who take two steps on the stairs are both active and lazy at the same time.

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Mental state: just googled “When will the sun explode.”

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The earlier you wake up, the more time you have to think about why you wish you were still asleep in bed.

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Do you use AI, or is the AI using you?

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Alligators can live up to 100 years which is why there is an increased chance that they will see you later.

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My friend and I had a running joke. She said, “Let’s do a marathon,” and then we both laughed.

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I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.

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I was feeling kinda lonely this morning so I glued a coffee cup to the top of my car so people would wave at me.

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What’s your favorite song about a white boy playing funky music?

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Candy cigarettes really used to be a thing and we really bought them and walked around like we were smokers at the tender age of 6.

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I remember owning a mobile device as a kid, it was called my bike.

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Gen Z will be like “OMG new life hack!” and then it’s a video of them adjusting the toaster dial.

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When the past calls, don’t answer it. It has nothing new to tell you.

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My nickname in high school was “who?”

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I went downstairs to get my charger. I came back up with a bowl of ice cream and no charger.

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Can you turn your swag off for one second and listen?

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Welcome to your 50’s; you can have a really good laugh at everyone moaning about their aches and pains in their 30’s.

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Why does it take 5-7 business days to refund my money when it took 5-7 seconds to take it out of my account?

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When you see a squirrel, you’re bound to say, “Awww, a squirrel!”

I love when men remind me I’m evil because sometimes I be thinking I’m losing my spark.

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Nobody views your story faster than someone who doesn’t talk to you.

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I’m a strong, independent woman, but like, against my will.

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All the world’s a stage, and I always forget my line.

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I don’t have a favourite person, but I do have a favourite cheese.

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Me, as a therapist: “OMG, me too!”

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72 shares on Reddit this month:

If white men can’t jump, how do you explain Super Mario?

26 shares on YouTube this month:

If you’re wondering whether something is A.I. or not, A.I. has already won.

95 shares on WeChat this month:

I caught two kids smoking pot outside my office. Fifteen minutes later, my boss caught me and two kids smoking pot outside my office.

49 shares on TikTok this month:

Heyyyyyy (with the worst of intentions).

18 shares on TikTok this month:

I haven’t worn a trench coat since a random man in his 60s said to me “what are you looking for, detective?”

80 shares on Twitch this month:

I’m a private person except for when I’m publicly trauma dumping on social media.

16 shares on Messenger this month:

I don’t think I’d get married again, but I would like to annoy someone until one of us is dead.

89 shares on Threads this month:

Waitress: “Do you have any questions about the menu?” Me: “What kind of font is this?

20 shares on Snapchat this month:

I’ve shouted so much sporting advice from my sofa already this summer. It’s very tiring but hopefully it’s helping.

28 shares on Telegram this month:

Have you ever apologized to your car after you hit a pothole?

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I have never seen an alcohol company using a drunk person for any advertising, are they ashamed of their customers?

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Heard a recording of my own voice, and now I can never speak again.

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You’re in his DMs, so am I, but I am way funnier.

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I’m only grumpy when I’m awake.

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I’m planning to eat the rich, but can I sub out fries for a salad?

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Good morning to everyone except myself cause I wish I was still asleep.

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Body: Time to sleep. Brain: Hey, that’s an interesting thought, here’s six billion more.

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Landlord: I’m raising your rent. Me: Am I getting a bigger house?

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The person who invented autocorrect should burn in hello.

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My mom didn’t raise a fool. Possibly a psycho, but never a fool.

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Seen just now on Pinterest:

Did you know that it’s actually possible to say, “I don’t know enough about this to have an opinion”?

Broadcasted on TikTok:

Having a nicotine addiction is basically just adding a new base layer to Maslow’s hierarchy for no reason.

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What doesn’t kill you gives you a twisted, dark sense of humor.

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Objection your honor, if the prosecutor doesn’t have anything nice to say then he shouldn’t say anything at all.

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I love when men remind me I’m evil because sometimes I be thinking I’m losing my spark.

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