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If I were in charge of Nike, I’d change the slogan to “Just Say You Did It. Nobody Ever Checks.”

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In the future, there will be grandmas who can’t bake but have tattoos on their backs.

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How late is too late to still be lying in bed, naked, drinking coffee?

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I have a lot to offer! Most of it’s bad, but it’s still a lot.

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My morning coffee makes me feel like I’ve got my shit together. I don’t, but it makes me feel like I do.

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I see from the back of your car that you have found Jesus, but not your turn signal.

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I woke up deciding to incorporate the parkour lifestyle into my daily life then reconsidered as I fell over again putting my jeans on.

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People who grew up with money will look you in the eyes and ask you something insane like, “Do you ski?”

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Sorry I can’t come today. My sister’s friend’s mother’s grandpa’s brother’s grandson’s uncle’s fish died, and it was tragic.

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If you say “Excellent choice” after somebody selects a floor in an elevator, you can usually get a pity laugh.