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I love when men remind me I’m evil because sometimes I be thinking I’m losing my spark.

I love when men remind me I’m evil because sometimes I be thinking I’m losing my spark.

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Keeping my inner villain sharp one reminder at a time! ๐Ÿ˜ˆโœจ



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