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Folding laundry is like packing to stay home.

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My sleeping cycle is completely backwards. In the morning I feel sleepy and at night I can’t fall asleep.

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Being a dog must be wild, everyone you meet is your masseuse.

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I always preferred the English spelling of “diarrhea” which is “diarrhoea” because it really looks like you’ve lost control of your vowels.

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At least 80% of my day is spent holding back my inappropriate thoughts.

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Why do my kids have Veteran’s Day off, they haven’t done shit.

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Happy birthday to everyone, for the rest of your lives. I can’t do this anymore.

36 shares on YouTube this month:

Every retail employee should get to hit one customer a year and there is no way for customers to tell if they’ve used it yet.

15 shares on LinkedIn this month:

If life has taught me one thing, it’s that I need more money.

64 shares on Twitch this month:

I am like a wildflower, a quiet rebellion blooming through ruins and dust.

61 shares on Instagram this month:

If you wake up early enough, you can go back to sleep for a few hours. Not everyone knows this.

68 shares on TikTok this month:

Social media may have been a mistake.

54 shares on Facebook this month:

“What’s your blood type?” I don’t know, boiling!

96 shares on Telegram this month:

Imagine sex with me. No, not like that, you’re doing it all wrong!

33 shares on X this month:

I don’t drink alcohol. I like suffering raw.

31 shares on WeChat this month:

Humanity doesn’t deserve a new year, look at the mess they made of the last one.

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That awkward moment when someone gets angry at you for clicking a pen, but you have to click it one more time to use it.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has copied:

Me, to the printer: “Hey, could you print this out for me?” Printer: “Sure, but first I’ll show you all the sounds I can make.”

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Have you ever just restarted the dryer because you didn’t feel like folding the clothes yet?

Someone from 🇲🇹 has shared:

I’m too tired to shower. Anyone want to wash my back?

Someone from 🇲🇿 has shared:

“Turn down for what?” My ears, fella. My ears.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has downloaded:

God, please — if you don’t want someone to love me, at least make me a millionaire.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has copied:

Calling a lobotomy a “lobobo” to fit in with Gen Z.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has bookmarked:

You know shit’s about to get real when I put on yoga pants before dessert.

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Salad was likely invented after someone picked everything they didn’t like out of their meal and put it on a separate plate.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has viewed:

Mr. Mixed Signals decided he likes me today.

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Spotted on Messenger:

Don’t invite me places. I was cesarean. I didn’t want to come out then and I certainly don’t want to now.

Going viral on WeChat:

Did I eat too much candy today? My stomach says yes, but my heart says no.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

I wish I could put an AirTag on my sanity.

Live now on Facebook:

Men be like, “Ok, you wanna know the truth,” and lie even harder.

Just shared via Telegram:

So a baby crawls across the floor to it’s bottle and it’s cute but when I do it Im in need of an intervention?

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after a vacation.

Going viral on Messenger:

Everyone’s an expert after the fact.

Trending via WeChat:

I wish I could lose weight as easily as I lose my keys, phone, temper, and my mind.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

I have never seen an alcohol company using a drunk person for any advertising, are they ashamed of their customers?

Making waves on X:

Does my special place in hell have wi-fi?

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Folding laundry is like packing to stay home.

My sleeping cycle is completely backwards. In the morning I feel sleepy and at night I can’t fall asleep.

Being a dog must be wild, everyone you meet is your masseuse.

I always preferred the English spelling of “diarrhea” which is “diarrhoea” because it really looks like you’ve lost control of your vowels.

At least 80% of my day is spent holding back my inappropriate thoughts.

Why do my kids have Veteran’s Day off, they haven’t done shit.

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