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I made a resolution to eat better and exercise in the new y…

I made a resolution to eat better and exercise in the new y…

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"New year, old year, who's keeping track anyway? 🤷‍♂️ Here's to resolving to eat better and exercise…eventually! 🍔💪 #2023Goals"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged ambiguity, better, diet, eat, exercise, fitness, humor, i, new, new year, procrastination, resolution, year on Feb 1, 2025 by slickboy.

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