I made the mistake of clicking on an Instagram ad for a flannel shirt, and now the algorithm thinks I’m a lumberjack.

64 shares on Telegram this month:

Here I am, block me like a hurricane.

59 shares on Discord this month:

That awkward moment when you try something on in a shop but you don’t know if you can get it off again.

30 shares on Reddit this month:

“I’m pretty good with money unless I leave my house or have access to the internet.”

82 shares on Telegram this month:

I used to think I was indecisive, but I’m not too sure any more.

83 shares on Telegram this month:

I’m so good at missing early morning meetings, I can do it with my eyes closed.

78 shares on Messenger this month:

Аbsolutely crazy to thіnk that Leonardo DіCaprіo’s future gіrlfrіend іs currently nervous for her fіrst day of kіndergarten.

17 shares on LinkedIn this month:

If I buy the circus, the monkey will be the manager.

77 shares on LinkedIn this month:

You can have kids or you can always know where your scissors are. You can’t have both.

55 shares on Instagram this month:

You don’t scare me, you’re not my ID photo.

82 shares on Facebook this month:

Adults chasing the popularity they missed out on as teenagers are the worst.