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I can already feel that the day is going to seize me instead of the other way around.

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Internet strangers offer the best advice.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has copied:

I need a weighted blanket that won’t let me get out of bed in the morning.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has downloaded:

You’ve got to question the legitimacy of the Burger Kingdom if Burger King is just handing out crowns to anybody willy-nilly.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has copied:

Forever grateful that thought bubbles aren’t a real thing.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has bookmarked:

Foo fighters still fighting foo.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has downloaded:

My robot vacuum and I are cut from the same cloth. When we see a line of dirt on the kitchen floor, we just spin around and go the other way.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has bookmarked:

Life’s too short to remove the USB drive safely.

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Let’s ride this misunderstanding into the sunset.

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I think the key to happiness is having plenty of money and then telling all the poor people that money can’t buy happiness.

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My big 3? Yapping, napping & snacking!

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If you’re the type of person who likes to be left alone, I’m with you. Better yet, I’m not with you.

Shared recently on Slack:

I’m still waiting for the day my parents will say, “It’s all fake, we are millionaires, this was just to teach you to be humble”.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Her idea of a romantic setting is one that has a diamond in it.

Spotted on TikTok:

Laying next to my charger waiting for my phone to die, that’s how lazy I am.

Making waves on X:

The secret to my success is everywhere I go I wear a shirt that says STAFF on the back.

Going viral on Reddit:

All women want is to consistently annoy one handsome man forever.

Just landed via WeChat:

A beautiful woman should never have to send an email. Yet, such tragedies occur every day.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

I think the Monday after Sunday should always be a day off.

Just shared via Facebook:

There are people who leave comments on porn videos.

I miss making out in public and making people feel uncomfortable.

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I miss making out in public and making people feel uncomfortable.

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Someone from 🇬🇼 has copied:

Sometimes somebody will share something from way back in my timeline, and I’ll think, “Oh God, what all did they see to get there?”

Someone from 🇯🇴 has downloaded:

Chasing after a ping pong ball is wildly dehumanizing.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has copied:

He probably follows so many women because he believes in elevating their voices.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has bookmarked:

If you’re partying with your cousin and you’re asked if you’re related, “Our parents are siblings” will cause a lot of confusion.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has copied:

I feel sorry for Netflix era kids. They will never know the high stakes adrenaline of running away in an ad break, with the beckoning call of a sibling screaming “It’s ON!” to send you hurdling over furniture to get back in time.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has bookmarked:

If adulting had a return policy, I’d use it immediately.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has copied:

I came home to find my boyfriend mopping the floor and my first thought was, “who’d he kill?”

Someone from 🇹🇱 has viewed:

So. Fed the laundry and washed the cat. Showered the garbage and disposed of myself. Was there anything else?

Someone from 🇸🇩 has downloaded:

Stop worrying if people like you. They don’t.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has viewed:

You call it nagging, I call it ‘listen to what I said the first time!’

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Just landed via Instagram:

If it’s a ghost ship, why does it have to be on water?

Going viral on Twitch:

“You’re so quiet.” Thanks, I’m not comfortable around you.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

It’s Monday, but at what cost?

Going viral on YouTube:

How is rent for 28 days the same amount as for 31 days? Where is my change?

Spotted on Reddit:

It was the kind of movie that kept you on the edge of your seat, waiting for something interesting to happen.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Welcome to adulthood: you’re not hungover, it’s just Tuesday.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

TikTok? I still call it a watch.

Spotted on X:

You can be anything. Be the person who ends the meeting early.

Just shared via YouTube:

Everybody loves that comfort food until you end up with that comfort body.

Just landed via Reddit:

The older you get, the farther away your toenails are when they need a trim.

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