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Someone from 🇶🇦 has bookmarked:

The plant app says that I either watered my plant too much or not enough. Very helpful. Thanks!

Someone from 🇵🇾 has shared:

Forget sexy talk. I want breakfast talk. Describe those waffles to me nice and slow.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has bookmarked:

How my weekend was? Light, dark, light, dark, Monday.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has bookmarked:

I haven’t had sex in so long, I forgot how to moan, what if I mess up and bark?

Someone from 🇨🇫 has copied:

My immune system told me it’s a lover not a fighter.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has bookmarked:

I’ll find a cell mate before I’ll ever find a soulmate.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has copied:

Spent most of the day making sure my couch still works. So far so good.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has bookmarked:

Tupperware is filing for bankruptcy. They would have kept a lid on the news but they couldn’t find one.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has bookmarked:

I be like, “Who’s praying on my downfall?” as if I don’t make self-destructive life decisions.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has copied:

Born to be a hater but forced to understand where you’re coming from.

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Going viral on Threads:

Your coworkers are your friends; stop working and hang out.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

I’m still repaying karmic debt from that time I was 12 and gave the middle finger to a cow at the state fair.

Just shared via X:

We don’t get a song of the summer this year because we were bad.

Going viral on Slack:

I remember when I was broke… I’m still broke, that’s why I remember so well.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

I just feel like we shouldn’t have a new year until we get this one right.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Nobody is more cold-blooded than a toddler, just saying what they see and feel.

Trending via WeChat:

I literally never want to be the bigger person again. We can both go to hell.

Making waves on Instagram:

Called in telepathically this morning, so they know I’m thinking of them.

Seen just now on Reddit:

69. Some might call it nasty. I call it a romantic dinner for 2.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Being insane should at least burn calories.

I miss making out in public and making people feel uncomfortable.

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10 shares on Pinterest this month:

When buying presents I like to think, what would Jesus have got you? So yeah, enjoy your fish sandwich.

50 shares on Reddit this month:

Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, you’re drunk.

35 shares on Telegram this month:

I am “I can’t remember the last time I went out on New Year’s Eve” old.

20 shares on Messenger this month:

Watching someone else control the computer and doing it differently than you would, is one of life’s greatest challenges.

97 shares on Reddit this month:

These days I just accept the website cookies without any protest. Website is like Grandma, I’m not gonna fight with her.

79 shares on Instagram this month:

When I’m drafting a legal document, I’ll sprinkle the word “herein” all over that thing like it’s paprika.

78 shares on Snapchat this month:

Does running actually get easier if you do it a lot, or is it that you just get more masochistic?

38 shares on Instagram this month:

A real smartphone would cut you off.

13 shares on YouTube this month:

Stop worrying about being weird and start being weirder.

31 shares on Snapchat this month:

Dancing alone in your home is its own kind of therapy.

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22 folks are currently checking 👀

Only bots from Nigeria are allowed to call me dear.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Got thrown out of the grocery store for holding a rotisserie chicken up like Simba again.

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I accidentally take a screenshot of my phone background at least once a week.

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Don’t play with the feelings I barely have.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

What is rizz if not swag persevering?!

25 folks are currently checking 👀

Told my girlfriend that Mum is deaf, so speak loud and slow. Also told Mum that my girlfriend has special needs.

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“I’ll worry about it next time.” Me pissing off future me.

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Marriages are like pancakes. Sometimes you gotta throw the first one out.

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I can’t wait to hit my 80s & run for Congress.

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God: “I told you to love thy neighbor – not start trade wars with them.”

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇹🇱 has downloaded:

I wish we were cats so you could just randomly slap co-workers for no reason.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has viewed:

There’s no filter on my pics or my thoughts. I’m just out here raw-dogging it.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has shared:

Staring sadly at the empty ice cream bowl that’s too small for licking.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has copied:

You should never donate to people that collect money for marathons. They just take your money and run.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has copied:

Pepsi & Coca-Cola can’t even be in the same restaurant… and we want world peace.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has viewed:

Unknown numbers will call me, then expect me to talk first. Welcome to the breathing competition.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has shared:

I shall have another coffee, for I am sleeping standing.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has shared:

Yesterday my husband thought he saw a cockroach in the kitchen. He sprayed and cleaned everything thoroughly. Today I’m putting the cockroach in the bathroom.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has viewed:

A fabric tomato filled with needles. Don’t see that much anymore.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has copied:

Her heart is an abandoned garden filled with ghosts and dying flowers.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Do you mind if I become the object of your desire? No worries if not.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

There should be a true crime story about feeding someone a peanut butter sandwich and giving them nothing to drink.

Seen just now on Threads:

Not all works of art are in a museum. I, for example, am lying on the couch at home.

Making waves on Twitch:

According to my Spotify Wrapped, I am what got played the most this year.

Just shared via YouTube:

Japanese Latina catgirl be like ña.

Trending via LinkedIn:

I think we should all try to spend more time online. It seems to be helping society.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Maybe this is the Windows software update that changes everything for me.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

See you when you get home from school, I whisper to my kid’s apple.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

I don’t even believe myself when I say I’ll be ready in 5 minutes.

Trending via Snapchat:

Writing cover letters feels soooo “Ever since I was a little boy, I knew I wanted to be an administrative assistant when I grew up.”

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