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Someone from 🇬🇪 has copied:

Call your family now and ask them what the wifi password is, so they have time to find the little paper it’s written on before Thanksgiving.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has viewed:

I think you are suffering from a lack of vitamin ME.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has viewed:

I have had songs stuck in my head and I have had people stuck in my head, I highly recommend songs.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has copied:

I hate it when someone gives me a valid solution to my problem and I have to find something new to complain about.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has shared:

At this point, Tom Cruise is a stuntman who does his own acting.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has bookmarked:

I enjoy long walks up and down my stairs trying to remember what I was supposed to be doing.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has bookmarked:

I didn’t go to the Carribean, my tan is from standing in front of the rotisserie chicken at Costco.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has shared:

My addiction to buying things I don’t need started at the school book fair.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has downloaded:

Asserting dominance by starting all my private DMs with “I hope this DM finds you well.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has bookmarked:

Me, seeing a man proposing to a woman in public: Hey, this guy bothering you?

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Spotted on WhatsApp:

Ending my thesis paper with “but who cares what I think?”

Freshly posted on Messenger:

I cannot imagine being in high school right now. Imagine the world is eating itself alive and you’re in school.

Seen just now on Slack:

Nothing has paid off less than learning to do the Macarena.

Shared recently on Discord:

11 out of 10 women are always right.

Spotted on WeChat:

Tornadoes are the most relaxing things in the news.

Trending via WeChat:

No, I’m not “dating anyone.” I’m really busy playing outside.

Reported on WeChat:

I’m going to hell if anybody needs anything.

Trending via Instagram:

If sex was strictly meant for procreation, why did God make it feel so good?

Trending via Telegram:

True bravery is getting a text from a woman with three questions in it, and only responding to one.

Making waves on Threads:

My kids have been joking for weeks about a new Pokémon called Puke-Achu and then they got the stomach flu and brought it to life.

I miss the days when our biggest argument was whether West Coast or East Coast rap was better.

6 months ago

I miss the days when our biggest argument was whether West Coast or East Coast rap was better.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇹🇻 has copied:

Nothing is smaller than the X on ads to click them away.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has downloaded:

Date night idea: fight another couple.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has downloaded:

Facebook friends are like pens. You may have 150, but only 5 are writing.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has shared:

I mostly keep friendships going because they have my good Tupperware.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has bookmarked:

Talents: eating!

Someone from 🇬🇶 has downloaded:

Babies are undefeated at debate. Their gibberish is too passionate.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has bookmarked:

Thinking about quitting my job to focus on my girlfriend.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has viewed:

Men need women, women need men. The end.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has viewed:

My main career goal at the moment is to find a big bag of money in the woods.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has bookmarked:

Dating apps aren’t working, time to walk into a cafe looking confused.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Twitch:

The inventor of autocorrect walked into a bar and ordered a bear.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Twitter when Franz Ferdinand got shot would have been the best day ever.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

We all have that one coworker whose sole purpose is to reduce our life expectancy by ten years.

Shared recently on Facebook:

My superpower is embarrassing myself.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

One of the biggest struggles of being an adult is deciding what to make for supper. Every. Single. Night.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Due to financial reasons, I will now be performing photosynthesis.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Cupid’s arrow should have just killed me instead.

Making waves on Facebook:

I think I’m emotionally constipated because I haven’t given a shit in months.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

I hate it when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

I talk to myself mostly because I am an excellent listener.

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