I named my dog “5 Miles,” so I can tell people I walk 5 miles every day. Posted onSep 22, 2023May 6, 2024 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI named my dog “5 Miles,” so I can tell people I walk 5 miles every day. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I bet the person who named the fireplace also named the waterfall. Taking a dog named shark to the beach is a bad idea. When I take a walk, I bring dog treats and people treats. I almost never mix them up. Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can’t eat or play with it, just pee on it and walk away. Are you the sun? Because you need to stay about 92,960,000 miles away from me.
