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I named my dog “5 Miles,” so I can tell people I walk 5 miles every day.

Funny quote about pet humor: a witty remark on naming a dog for daily walks.

Commentary:
"Who needs a fitness tracker when you have a cleverly named dog like '5 Miles'? It's the perfect excuse to skip the gym and just let your furry friend do all the work. Just remember to keep up the facade when someone asks about your workout routine!"


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