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Someone from 🇲🇺 has downloaded:

WhatsApp calls should indicate whose internet is poor to avoid unnecessary arguments.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has downloaded:

They’re releasing another “Jurassic” movie. Let me guess: The dinosaurs get loose.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has downloaded:

By the power vested in me by Facebook, I now pronounce you unfriended and restricted. You may now kiss my butt.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has shared:

Changing my passwords regularly has certainly helped protect my accounts. Against me.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has bookmarked:

Overheard the most hilarious conversation on my morning commute, then realized it was just me talking to myself in my car.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has shared:

You know those couples who share their food? I mean, what kind of people are they? Aren’t they hungry?

Someone from 🇳🇮 has bookmarked:

I know I seem a little crazy sometimes, but that’s because I AM.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has shared:

I heard a mouse yesterday. So now I loudly announce myself whenever I enter a dark room. In case you’re wondering how brave I am.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has viewed:

I have the bruises of a much more active person.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has downloaded:

I would like to opt out of WW3, por favor.

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Making waves on Snapchat:

If you buy something with a lifetime warranty and it breaks, the manufacturer will send a hitman to your house.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Baby, we believe in God around here, I don’t care what’s trending these days.

Trending via WeChat:

If I sing “Hello” and you think of “Lionel Richie” and not “Adele,” then you can probably predict the weather with one of your knees.

Making waves on Instagram:

Golf would be more exciting to watch if they played naked.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

I’ve worn oversized T-shirts so much that I suffocate if I wear one that actually fits.

Making waves on Reddit:

If I was an elephant, you’d all be sorry.

Shared recently on WeChat:

The difference between coffee and your opinion is that I asked for coffee.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Many fruits can be great names… but the real challenge is naming a child after a vegetable….

Just shared via Threads:

The lion does not concern himself with attaching a cover letter.

Spotted on Instagram:

Technology has really helped me waste my time efficiently.

“I need a movie where the villain actually won!” Have you tried watching the news?

6 months ago

“I need a movie where the villain actually won!” Have you tried watching the news?

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇵🇼 has bookmarked:

The sun really clocks out for the day before I do. That’s insane.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has bookmarked:

I’m a freak in the spreadsheets.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has bookmarked:

I wish you could put your whole life on do not disturb.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has shared:

Rom-com idea: Gozilla +1. Godzilla gets invited to a wedding but struggles to convince anyone to go with him.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has viewed:

Sorry, can’t. The pears I bought a couple days ago have ripened.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has bookmarked:

Is ChatGPT down for anyone else? I’m a neurosurgeon in the middle of brain surgery.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has downloaded:

Іf you’re sad about being alone on Valentine’s Day, just remember that nobody loves you on any other day of the year either.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has downloaded:

Unfortunately, you have to almost worship the ground I walk on for me to believe you’re into me.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has shared:

Guy who normally applauds when the plane lands right before the pilot crashes it: “Boo!”

Someone from 🇱🇸 has bookmarked:

Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this makes no sense, microwave.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on WhatsApp:

I’ve surpassed the need for coffee, for I have evolved into a higher state of awesome.

Spotted on Slack:

I don’t need therapy, I need a bagel with cream cheese.

Just shared via Instagram:

Nothing messes up your Friday like realizing it’s only Thursday.

Going viral on Reddit:

I like to swear a lot so that people will keep their kids away from me.

Just landed via Snapchat:

I’m gonna turn all this pain into something beautiful, like a tweet or a close friends story.

Broadcasted on Slack:

I’m bored, but not “read a book for fun” bored.

Making waves on Instagram:

In my defense, Your Honor, I was left unsupervised.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Nobody lures you into a gingerbread house in the forest anymore.

Making waves on Telegram:

Fake laughing with customers is actually a job skill.

Making waves on Messenger:

I lied, there’s no sex. Stand over there and tell me if this painting I’m hanging is straight.

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