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No one is excited to see me in shorts except mosquitoes.

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If you’re a squatter, every day is leg day.

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You’re an adult if you’re happy every time the mailbox is empty.

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All the smart people at the office are worried about being replaced by A.I., but not me. I’m safe until they invent Artificial Stupidity.

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I have absolutely no desire to stay in the loop.

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You know you don’t have to give your bathroom a beach theme, there’s no law.

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My bank account is also in retrograde.

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I think I’m emotionally constipated because I haven’t given a shit in months.

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Wake me up when I’m rich!

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I take issue with furniture that deliberately moves 1 inch when you’re in a rush to get by.