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When physical labor became optional, we invented the gym. We’ll need the same thing for the mind.

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People should come with warning labels.

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Children are so giving. For example, my kids gave me a cold.

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Cursing after hitting oneself can reduce the pain by up to 50%.

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When it gets past my bedtime, I get so scared.

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I just want a bar where I can pour my own drink, have music at a normal volume, and there are no people, and it’s my house.

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“You look happy.” Thanks, I stopped dating.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this but you’re not dying, it’s just Monday.

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November is for turtlenecks and depression.

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I believe the IRS is days away from having a nuclear weapon.

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The best part about having a crush is when they crush all your hopes and dreams.

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When physical labor became optional, we invented the gym. We’ll need the same thing for the mind.

I’m at the gym and I just saw someone put their water bottle in the Pringles holder on the treadmill.

I don’t want to end this year on bad terms with anybody. Could you please apologize to me?

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I’ve never been cut in half by a magician, but I have worn jeans on Thanksgiving. Same thing.

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“You tryna hang?” Yeah bro, myself!

Taking a phone to school in primary was like smuggling drugs.

Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened.

I’m uncomfortable around tall people. What if they pick me up and put me on their shoulders?

My cat runs a secret cult. I just pay the rent.

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Even if you like anime, you gotta still wear deodorant, man.

Super excited for a brand new week of hoping for the best, but expecting the worst.

Socialism isn’t wrong because it has compassion. It’s wrong because it doesn’t work.

Knowing I’ve been called crazy, but never ugly, is how I sleep at night.

What’s wrong, babe? You hardly touched your own advice you give to others.

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Just because I can’t sing doesn’t mean I won’t sing.

The dumbest people have the loudest opinions on politics.

If adulting had a return policy, I’d use it immediately.

My sweatpants sat me down and said they want me to get an office job again.

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Whoops, lost myself for about eight years there.

Thank you for the opportunity but I don’t think being human is a good fit for me. I’m going to go back to school to become an octopus.

My son is teaching himself Christmas songs on the trumpet, proving things can be both beautiful and annoying.

Everyone’s gangster until they need to pee.

Dear predictive text, I am tired of sending people “Thanksgiving” when they send me a recipe or directions.

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