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- If you are lonely, dim all the lights and put on a horror movie. You won’t feel like you are lonely any more.
- Potatoes make French fries, chips and vodka. It’s like the other vegetables aren’t even trying.
- My husband saw a rabbit in our yard eating grass and said “That would be like sitting in a field of french fries.”
- French fries are like the lifeboats on the Titanic. They never give you enough.
- Some women seated next to me are gossiping in French. They obviously think I’m some dumb American who doesn’t speak French and they are correct.