Someone from 🇸🇿 has shared:

I don’t care if my parents are disappointed in me, I’m not impressed by them either.

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If you’re wondering how motherhood is going, I’m watching a TV show and someone is in traction with a full body cast and I sighed and said “That looks so relaxing”

Someone from 🇧🇹 has copied:

Are you bad wifi, cause im feeling no connection here.

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Writing ‘thanks.’ instead of ‘thanks!’ so you know I’m mad.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has copied:

I could never be an Instagram mom influencer. For starters, I wouldn’t be able to give my kids a name like Banjo or Parmesan or Chandelier.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has bookmarked:

Welcome to my very loose interpretation of ‘functioning adult’.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has copied:

“What’s a random act of kindness you’ve done for a stranger recently?” I helped a bunch of teens buy alcohol and cigarettes the other day.

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The only way to my heart is with a knife.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has shared:

Not to brag, but I can put my socks on without sitting down.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has shared:

Flying bugs can basically go anywhere they want, but still choose to fly right into your face.