I once broke up with a guy because he ate half my french fr… Commentary:"French fries: the unsung hero of relationships. 🍟💔 Next time, make sure to swipe right for someone who respects your fried potato boundaries! #frenchfrylove" Related Funny Posts 🤝 For Halloween I will go to the beach dressed as a french fry and let the seagulls destroy me. French fries are like the lifeboats on the Titanic. They never give you enough. I just want to be treated like a hot little French fry. I wish anxiety came with french fries. I was told to be more optimistic so I’ve decided french fries aren’t bad for me.
