I once broke up with a guy because he ate half my french fries, and when I get really lonely, I still think about those french fries.

I once broke up with a guy because he ate half my french fries, and when I get really lonely, I still think about those french fries.

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“French fries: the unsung hero of relationships. 🍟💔 Next time, make sure to swipe right for someone who respects your fried potato boundaries! #frenchfrylove”

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