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"Lesson learned the hard way: a coffee stain on a white sweater is not a fashion statement, no matter how hard you try ☕️🚗 #DrivingDisasters"

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If they’re called leggings, why is your stomach in there?

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They should make a separate airport for people who know how to act like they’ve been out in public before.

74 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I made a resolution to eat better and exercise in the new year but didn’t specify which year I was referring to.

97 shares on Pinterest this month:

I should have been a Librarian, my favorite thing to do is telling people to shut up.

15 shares on Snapchat this month:

Men: Masters of multitasking – can watch sports, ignore laundry, and forget your birthday, all at once.

63 shares on Facebook this month:

How does world hunger exist when we can fry air?

53 shares on Messenger this month:

I like riding by myself so I can replay 1 song 111 times with no complaints.

97 shares on Pinterest this month:

Hate all political parties and you’ll never be disappointed.

22 shares on Discord this month:

Desperately seeking my soul, mate.

25 shares on Discord this month:

I believe libraries are our proof that we once valued curiosity.

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If hot showers aren’t good for you then why do I emerge from them bright red like a beautiful ruby?

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Sucks how every girl I’m interested in is either taken or has good taste in men.

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Many men also have a walk-in closet. For them, it’s just called a floor.

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Oligarchy sounds like something you dip your breadstick in at the olive garden.

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An app where you and your partner swipe left and right on restaurants until there’s a match. No talking, no negotiation. Who’s building this?

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If I got possessed demonically, I wouldn’t even notice it. With everything else I’ve got going on.

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Apple juice tastes like it wants to be alcohol, but it’s too shy.

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Don’t tell me about Stockholm Syndrome, I woke up at 6 AM on my first day of vacation wondering how things were going at work.

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If a zombie and vampire bite each other, who turns who?

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Not gonna lie, to this day, I don’t know the difference between gray and grey, I just wing it.

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Arkansas is just Kansas for pirates.

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Forget tagging friends, I want to be able to tag my enemies.

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I don’t understand people who do things on weekends. You just did things all week. What’s next, more things? That’s how they get you.

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The lion can’t keep living like this.

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Rap fell off when literacy stopped being a requirement.

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Why insult someone when you can say something nice in a very sarcastic tone?

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If I turned into a “teen wolf”, my first order of business would definitely be helping my basketball team get to the local championships.

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When I was a kid, they played lame music for middle-aged people in the supermarket, but this morning at Whole Foods, it’s now all amazing bangers from my youth.

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If we date and break up, you gotta unlearn all my lingo and cool shit that I taught you. You gotta go back to being lame.

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Saw someone from high school. She said she hadn’t seen me in years. That’s likely because I’d always seen her first.

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I once made the irresponsible decision to drink and drive and now I have to live the rest of my days with a coffee stain on my favorite sweater.

Arab perfumes have zero chill… the entire street knows you’ve arrived.

The most important meal of the day is the next one.

You ever get surprised by your own recurring issues? Like, come on man, I thought we were past this.

Women are like a fitted sheet. No matter what you do or how hard you try, they just never seem to cooperate.

Whole crypto scheme is built on people too dumb for crypto that aren’t self-aware enough to realize it.

Apparently, I’m not even going through a lot; I just need money.

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I once made the irresponsible decision to drink and drive and now I have to live the rest of my days with a coffee stain on my favorite sweater.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Arab perfumes have zero chill… the entire street knows you’ve arrived.

The most important meal of the day is the next one.

You ever get surprised by your own recurring issues? Like, come on man, I thought we were past this.

Women are like a fitted sheet. No matter what you do or how hard you try, they just never seem to cooperate.

Whole crypto scheme is built on people too dumb for crypto that aren’t self-aware enough to realize it.

Apparently, I’m not even going through a lot; I just need money.

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