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"Lesson learned the hard way: a coffee stain on a white sweater is not a fashion statement, no matter how hard you try ☕️🚗 #DrivingDisasters"

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65 shares on Messenger this month:

When you accidentally laugh at your own thoughts, and now people are staring.

85 shares on Messenger this month:

The gap in my resume is because I was trying to reach enlightenment for 5 years.

55 shares on TikTok this month:

The way my phone’s facial recognition pretends not to recognize me, you’d think I dated it.

46 shares on Facebook this month:

“You’ve changed!” Yeah, I don’t like you.

41 shares on Snapchat this month:

My mood is currently on “shuffle”.

77 shares on TikTok this month:

I’m a simple person. All I need in life to be happy is to have everything go my way and work out how I want it to.

100 shares on YouTube this month:

Just paid my bills. The only thing left on my card is my name and expiration date.

76 shares on TikTok this month:

You really have to enjoy the way a man is acting in the beginning, because you will never meet that man again.

28 shares on Messenger this month:

I want the dreams to chase me for once.

52 shares on Reddit this month:

When someone giving me directions says, “You can’t miss it,” I would love to tell them just how wrong they were if I could find my way back to them.

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Uninstalling Instagram can increase your IQ by 10%.

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The grass isn’t really greener over there; that’s just a filter.

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The angel and devil on my shoulders are both completely fed up with me.

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The web is the only place where you encourage strangers to follow you. What could possibly go wrong?

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Absent father sucks, but have you met the final boss, the father who is actually in your life every day but emotionally unavailable, lol.

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When people say something is cray-cray it makes me wanna vom-vom.

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Me to alien: I, too, try to live among people undetected.

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I really don’t believe all of these women are actually named “Sassy”

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As a kid, I was worried about randomly disappearing into the Bermuda Triangle forever. As an adult, I’m wondering how I can actually make that happen.

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Today, I changed a light bulb and walked into a bar. My life is a joke.

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I ran out of toilet paper so I had to start using old newspapers. The Times are rough.

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At the beginning of a relationship, people call their partner’s odd behavior “cute little quirks”. Some years later, the police call it “motive”.

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I’m still repaying karmic debt from that time I was 12 and gave the middle finger to a cow at the state fair.

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Hear me out. A waiting room where the doctors wait.

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

You gotta act cool, calm, and collected around liquid eyeliner because it can sense your fear.

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Are French bulldogs actually French? They seem kinda Puerto Rican.

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When I take a walk, I bring dog treats and people treats. I almost never mix them up.

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Actually, it’s illegal to be upset if you make a date on Halloween and they ghost you.

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Obsessed with how Siri just doesn’t work at all, ever.

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If I’m ever mad at you, just talk to me in a sweeter and softer tone, and watch how quickly that anger disappears.

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I once made the irresponsible decision to drink and drive and now I have to live the rest of my days with a coffee stain on my favorite sweater.

Shout-out to the lifeguard who recommended moving the potato to the front of my Speedo.

So does everybody have a collection of grocery bags that you keep inside of a grocery bag?

The best part about being single is sleeping around. You can sleep all over that bed of yours – left, right, middle.

Getting tired without doing anything is an art form.

The more stupid the views, the harder it is to talk people out of them.

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I once made the irresponsible decision to drink and drive and now I have to live the rest of my days with a coffee stain on my favorite sweater.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Shout-out to the lifeguard who recommended moving the potato to the front of my Speedo.

So does everybody have a collection of grocery bags that you keep inside of a grocery bag?

The best part about being single is sleeping around. You can sleep all over that bed of yours – left, right, middle.

Getting tired without doing anything is an art form.

If you like true crime stories, I highly recommend the history of the Catholic Church.

The more stupid the views, the harder it is to talk people out of them.

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