I once made the irresponsible decision to drink and drive and now I have to live the rest of my days with a coffee stain on my favorite sweater. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI once made the irresponsible decision to drink and drive and now I have to live the rest of my days with a coffee stain on my favorite sweater. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Today is one of those days that even my coffee needs a coffee. Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and live for 150 years. Lesson learned. Fancy restaurants are self-esteem destroyers because good luck not leaving an embarrassing stain on the white table cloth. Ever. I don’t understand how spending more money than I earn is irresponsible. I’m giving more than I take. I’m generous. Me, gently telling my kids that I ate the rest of the ice cream: Your dad ate the rest of the ice cream.
