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Hey, so this Mercury retrograde is actually really demonic and soul-crippling. Let’s wrap this up by midnight.

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5 months ago

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I just found out it takes 5 sheep to make one wool sweater. I didn’t even know they knew how to knit.

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1 month ago

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100% of all babіes are unemployed. Pathetіc.

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2 months ago

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I like to stay grounded by keeping the weight of the world on my shoulders.

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2 months ago

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“You don’t load the dishwasher right,” I said to my wife just before it permanently became my job.

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2 months ago

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I composed this post in a way that only the sexy can read it, so congratulations.

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2 months ago

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48 shares on Twitch this month:

I just start doing the Macarena when I want to end conversations now.

71 shares on YouTube this month:

I would like to unsubscribe from all responsibilities, please and thank you.

54 shares on Pinterest this month:

I tried to scream into the abyss today but got a busy signal.

99 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Aren’t you a little old to be a bully?

85 shares on Reddit this month:

I hate it when I’m outside, and an insect lands and crawls on my glasses, and for a split second, I think aliens have invaded.

56 shares on Pinterest this month:

I heard time is money, so I quit my job. Now I have lots of time!

10 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Did 900 crunches today. It was a bag of Cheetos, but still.

48 shares on Reddit this month:

What a strange day. And it has been for years.

85 shares on Telegram this month:

Let’s ruin each other’s sleep schedules and call it romance.

60 shares on X this month:

Pro tip: Avoid the news for a couple of days and have some fun.

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Unlike the stomach, the brain doesn’t alert you when it’s empty.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has downloaded:

For your own sanity, always take mixed signals as a no.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has copied:

Texting random numbers “It’s done.”

Someone from 🇩🇯 has downloaded:

No crypto for me, thanks, at least not until I figure out how dollars work.

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Don’t let anyone ruin your day. Be a man. Ruin it yourself.

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I don’t always say something stupid. But when I do, I keep talking and make it worse.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has viewed:

When they make a Hate Island, somebody link me.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has bookmarked:

Refusing to attend my brother’s gambling intervention until they agree to call it a slot shaming.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has copied:

I wish I got hotter every time a man made me mad.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has copied:

“Would you like to check your account balance?” God no. My balance is none of my business.

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Live now on Twitch:

I’m glad I have boobs. The last thing I need is people making eye contact with me.

Making waves on Instagram:

Took control of my life today and canceled my AOL subscription.

Trending via TikTok:

I want to make you say, “Oh God,” in a way that makes God nervous.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Ten million people accused me of exaggerating today.

Live now on WeChat:

I have read that there are imaginary pregnancies. The belly gets bigger and bigger, but there is no baby inside. Finally a diagnosis.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Being rich is going to look so cute on me.

Breaking via Threads:

Just checked my bank account. Looks like everyone’s getting well wishes for Christmas.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Just walked by an empath and his head exploded.

Breaking via Telegram:

Pregnancy is crazy. You really come home with someone you don’t know, with no teeth.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

They should invent a food that sounds good for dinner tonight.

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I once made the irresponsible decision to drink and drive and now I have to live the rest of my days with a coffee stain on my favorite sweater.

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I like to stay grounded by keeping the weight of the world on my shoulders.

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