I only squeak when I’m squoken to. Posted on1 month ago1 month ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:Squeak to me, and I might respond… if I'm not feeling too mouse-y! 🐭👂😄 Related Funny Posts 🤝 The only person I ever call is my wife, and that’s just when we’re trying to find her phone. I am on a diet where you just speak Italian: “Pasta,” “Pizza,” and “I’m leaving Rooma for dessert.” Every time I talk, it sounds like it’s my first time trying to speak. My wife is refusing to bring me a beer. That’s it, gonna text her and say “I cannot believe how lazy you are”. I got called “pretty” today! Well, the full sentence was “You’re pretty annoying,” but I only focus on the positive things. I named my eraser Confidence because it gets smaller after every mistake I make. Ever since I was little, I knew I wanted people to watch how they speak to me.
