I only squeak when I’m squoken to. Posted onFeb 2, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Squeak to me, and I might respond… if I'm not feeling too mouse-y! 🐭👂😄 Related funny posts 😂 If I were a mouse and I lived in Moscow, I would think, haha, I live in Mousecow! I heard a mouse yesterday. So now I loudly announce myself whenever I enter a dark room. In case you’re wondering how brave I am. If I were a mouse, I’d say things like “cheesed to meet you”. How many of y’all are “burn a CD” and “lime wire” old? My wife screamed “you haven’t listened to a single word I’ve said, have you?!” I was taken aback, what a weird way to start a conversation.