I quit boxing the moment I realized my opponent was allowed to punch me in the face, too.

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If God had known what mankind would turn into, he would have sterilized Adam.

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Technically mixed martial arts can include tickle fighting.

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Anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “yeah, but not to you”.

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We’d never met, or even spoken, but I could tell just from gazing into her pale blue eyes I had stepped on her toe.

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When I put on weight, it’s around my stomach. When I lose weight, it’s around my legs. I’m not a structural engineer, but that can’t be good.

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Hey (threateningly), can I join your years-old, tight-knit, close friend group?

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“Well at least I don’t have to wake up any more.” Is what I want my tombstone to say.

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The feelings I have for Tom Cruise are the closest approximation I have to what patriotism must feel like.

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Me at a nightclub: Where are the chairs?

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“I thought it might be nice to go round the room and say a bit about ourselves.” Oh dear, you thought wrong.