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Someone from 🇨🇻 has copied:

Interviewer: So why do you want this job? Me: I don’t. I just need money.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has downloaded:

The real me comes out at midnight (it’s just me spending money online).

Someone from 🇨🇦 has bookmarked:

I wonder how biology explains that pain in your chest you get when you found out your partner cheated on you.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has bookmarked:

I like to play this fun game while I clean out the fridge called what is this, how long has it been in here and how do I kill it?

Someone from 🇧🇭 has shared:

When the devil couldn’t reach me, he made my brain my biggest enemy.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has shared:

It’s important to remember that even parents make mistakes. In fact, it’s how many of us became parents.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has downloaded:

Nothing worse than realising you vented to the wrong person.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has viewed:

Eating healthy requires a second job.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has viewed:

I don’t get vegetables on my pizza because I don’t like mixing business with pleasure.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has downloaded:

My favorite Slipknot member is the one who wears the mask.

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Going bananas on Reddit:

The best part about having a crush is when they crush all your hopes and dreams.

Going viral on X:

My love language is caffeine and being left alone until I’m kind again.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Typing in your email address on the TV is a different type of irritation.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

You can say “Have a nice day,” no problem, but saying “Enjoy the next 24 hours” sounds vaguely threatening.

Trending via Messenger:

Opening up is like talking to a cop: anything you say can and will be used against you.

Seen just now on Messenger:

We’re living in increasingly unfergalicious times.

Just landed via Twitch:

I think they’ve made more Kung-Fu Panda movies in the last 20 years than they’ve made actual pandas.

Making waves on Telegram:

Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.

Shared recently on YouTube:

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but no one in the world is judging you as much as you’re judging yourself. People online: Hold my beer.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Trust my gut? The thing that tricks me into buying gas station sushi and roller dogs? No thanks.

I remember owning a mobile device as a kid, it was called my bike.

3 weeks ago

Playful quote about childhood nostalgia, comparing a bike to a mobile device in a humorous way.

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Commentary:
Ah, the good old days when our mobile devices were all about pedals and wheels 🚲😄 Who needs smartphones when you have the ultimate two-wheeled transport, right? Riding your bike was the original hands-free, screen-free, and app-free fun! 📱 #ThrowbackToSimplerTimes

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73 shares on Pinterest this month:

Sleeping in in winter is really great, you still have about an hour of daylight left before it gets dark again.

78 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Dating is so overrated. Let’s just get married.

58 shares on Reddit this month:

Sometimes it feels better not to talk. At all. About anything. To anyone.

80 shares on Snapchat this month:

Sparkling water tastes like that feeling when your foot falls asleep.

32 shares on Threads this month:

You know what I never see anymore are those old alcoholics with the weird noses.

33 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I do believe TikTok saves the funniest videos for late at night. There’s no way.

47 shares on Pinterest this month:

I usually start exploring the abyss around 7 p.m.

37 shares on YouTube this month:

Imagine how bored the person who invented mayonnaise must have been.

10 shares on YouTube this month:

I don’t think I’d get married again, but I would like to annoy someone until one of us is dead.

84 shares on WeChat this month:

You will see blonder children than you would ever think possible at expensive ice cream parlours.

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My favorite part of parenting is when the kids are bored enough to entertain themselves, but getting to that point is excruciating.

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Those eyes ain’t gonna roll itself, let me help you.

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Life so stupid, I just want a burger and to be held.

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I once made a joke to a coworker, and she said, “It was the funniest thing I ever said,” and suggested I post it. It got 10 likes.

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Is it stupid and irresponsible? Yes. Will it make me happy? Also yes.

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A woman’s G-spot can be found at the end of the word shopping.

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I think it’s extremely important, especially in the morning, to be quiet.

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I wish I was as tired at bedtime as I am at 2 p.m. on any given day.

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“I’m getting tired of everything being 100 dollars and 100 degrees.”

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Don’t ask me for work advice, I’m just going to tell you to quit your job.

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Someone from 🇳🇷 has downloaded:

Can everyone please turn their A/C off during the day, we need that power to generate images of people with eight fingers.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has shared:

I’m feeling sexy today. You’ve been warned.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has shared:

The light at the end of the tunnel is only the headlight of the oncoming train.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has shared:

Forget a dinner date, let’s go sit in court listening to people’s cases.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has viewed:

Oasis didn’t just write good songs. They wrote the soundtrack for a whole generation.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has shared:

Before I started my own business, I would suffer from anxiety on Sunday nights. But now that I run my own business, I have anxiety every night.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has viewed:

I was born to be wild, but only until around 9pm or so.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has shared:

Waking up has backfired on me so many times.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has shared:

Counting calories is a great way to combine super fun things like math and not eating.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has copied:

A few months after the wedding, Cinderella’s husband began to complain about her having too many shoes.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Dating apps aren’t working, time to walk into a cafe looking confused.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

They should invent a man who is being genuine when he says things to me.

Spotted on Instagram:

For Halloween, I’m going as an emotional roller coaster.

Making waves on Snapchat:

To everyone who opens the fridge, stares, and closes it hoping new snacks will appear… You’re my people.

Breaking via Pinterest:

If my family starts talking politics at Thanksgiving, I’m changing the subject by announcing I’m pregnant.

Making waves on Snapchat:

A true friend is someone who thinks you’re a good egg, even though they know you’re slightly cracked.

Making waves on X:

70% of marriage is yelling “What” from a different room.

Making waves on Slack:

We decided to have money instead of children.

Spreading quickly via X:

Discord is only good for calling friends on the computer. Please do not waste your time getting caught up in random servers.

Breaking via Messenger:

When I was a kid, we weren’t allowed to use our phones in school. Mainly because the cords wouldn’t reach.

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