I should go to jail so I can focus on the gym. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Skipping gym and rentβa multitasking genius! ποΈββοΈππ Related Funny Quotes π€ Might go to prison so I can focus on the gym properly. I like running because itβs cheaper than paying for a gym membership. If the gym wants the money I owe them, theyβll have to catch me. I broke up with the gym. We were just not working out. I have no idea how people meet at the gym. I turn into a disgusting, angry swamp witch every time I exercise. I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s like 7 years in a row now.