I tell it like it is: Sometimes I watch the calls on my cell phone and just wait for it to stop ringing.

I tell it like it is: Sometimes I watch the calls on my cell phone and just wait for it to stop ringing.

Commentary:
“Well, well, well, look who’s a pro at ignoring calls! 📵 Maybe we should nominate you for the ‘Avoiding Calls Champion’ title! 😂 Who needs a voicemail when you’ve got your superior call-waiting skills, right? 😜”

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