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  • For the record, I use a turntable.
  • Sometimes I say something so embarrassing I even impress myself.
  • If you don’t buy any snacks, you’re proud for a moment and then incredibly sad.
  • have one of those big paintings with the eyeholes cut out, but I don’t have anyone to spy on, so I just watch TV through it.
  • My insurance company said if my tent is stolen while I’m camping, I won’t be covered.
  • I’m not always annoying, sometimes I sleep too.