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Forget the alarm clock. Just give me the smell of bacon and coffee.

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“You’re acting weird!” I’m not acting.

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I will charge a 25% tariff on my steely gaze.

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If i had $5 for every time I said up yours to someone, my butler would be saying it for me.

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If you scroll Twitter long enough, you too can burn calories by shaking your head.

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Japan’s greatest tragedy is having the world’s best toilets and no Mexican food. What’s the point of owning a Ferrari if you never take it to the track?

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Three drinks in and that skateboard outside is looking rideable.

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Pets don’t talk because the moment they do, the government will tax them.

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It’s hard to sleep knowing that cake is in the fridge.