I think my phone is broken. I pressed the home button, but I’m still at work. Posted on5 months ago5 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:When your phone doesn't understand the urgency of pizza and pajamas ๐๐ฑ๐ Related Funny Posts ๐ค My keyboard must be broken, I keep hitting the escape key, but I’m still at work. I’m either at work, going to work, coming home from work, sleeping for work, getting ready for work, or thinking about work. I’m either at work, going to work, coming home from work, getting ready for work, getting some sleep for work, or thinking about not wanting to go to work. Why would I work from home when I donโt even work from work? Sorry I missed your call when I pressed decline. Broke my work phone. I canโt talk on it anymore. I should have done this a long time ago. I used to work at McDonaldโs and we only told ugly people that the ice cream machine was broken. So I have bad news if you were ever denied ice cream.