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Walking on egg shells? In this economy?

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How come it’s called “thrift store shopping” instead of Goodwill hunting?

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Nothing more humiliating than sending a text message with a picture and the picture doesn’t send for ages and now you’ve said something sooo odd out of context.

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The best time to visit Japan is when you have money!

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My dentist said my teeth were stained and asked if I smoke or drink coffee? I said, “I drink it.”

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Toilets are not a crime scene, traces may be removed!

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I installed a bike rack on my car so my neighbors think I do something else besides drink.

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I have my own hand stamper at home so my coworkers will think I went someplace fun the night before.

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Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.