I used to be a night owl, but as I’ve gotten older, I’ve become more of a person who doesn’t function at any time. Commentary:Who knew aging turns you into a 24/7 malfunctioning robot? 🤖😴 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 TVs are like, literally, the only thing that has gotten cheaper as I’ve gotten older. I used to think that the older you get, the wiser and more self-confident you become. I now know that you just get tired more quickly. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened. I realized being an adult is just feeling too tired to function, and then functioning. The reason I stay up late is because I don’t want my free time to end, and tomorrow to start.