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I used to be a night owl, but as I’ve gotten older, I’ve become more of a person who doesn’t function at any time.

I used to be a night owl, but as I’ve gotten older, I’ve become more of a person who doesn’t function at any time.

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Who knew aging turns you into a 24/7 malfunctioning robot? 🤖😴

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged aging, energy, function, humor, i, lifestyle, night, night owl, older, owl, person, sleep, time, tiredness, used on Oct 12, 2025 by slickboy.

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