I used to have this mental illness where I thought logical arguments would change someone’s mind.

I used to have this mental illness where I thought logical arguments would change someone’s mind.

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“Ah, the good old days when my superpower was ‘argue-man-tation’ 🦸‍♂️🧠🤯 Turns out, people wear ‘logic-repellent’ like it’s perfume! 😂🌀”

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