I wanna date one of those guys who really loves their girlfriend.

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Can it still be an emotional support animal if the animal doesn’t want to participate? Asking for my cat.

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Y’all need to stop marrying people who look just like you do but with a wig on.

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It’s Monday, proceed with caution.

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I shall have another coffee, for I am sleeping standing.

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I feel like waking up early on the weekend is so disrespectful.

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Y’all ever feel like your mouth is stupid but your mind is smart? Like you’re intelligent but you can’t express it when you’re speaking? It’s so frustrating.

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My first instinct when I see an animal is to say “hello.” My first instinct when I see a person is to avoid eye contact and hope it goes away.