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Mail is crazy because it’s like 99 pieces of straight up garbage and 1 that if you don’t reply to you’re going to jail.

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You gotta be careful: don’t say a word to nobody about nothing anytime ever.

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If I were a category, I’d be “miscellaneous.”

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I’m a little too self-aware to enjoy life, and a little too delusional to give up.

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Super excited about a brand new week of faking it.

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Iโ€™m going to hell if anybody needs anything.

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At this point making life choices involves liquor and a dart board.

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I wanna date one of those guys who really loves their girlfriend.

Witty quote about wanting a genuinely loving boyfriend, playful and humorous in tone.

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Sounds like a solid planโ€”those applications are now open! ๐Ÿ’Œ๐Ÿ˜‚



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