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Remember those days when you missed school and you’d check the time and think, “They’re eating right now.”

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The year I was born, getting a little far on that little scrolly thing.

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Nice tots you got there. Be a shame if someone tatered em.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ญ has copied:

I want to live in a world where TV sitcoms have catchy theme songs again.

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My retirement plan is 100% contingent on me finding a buried treasure at some point.

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I can be social. Today I meowed at my cat and he meowed back.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ด๐Ÿ‡ฒ has bookmarked:

Had a king sized bed all to myself last night. Must be what Rose felt like on that door.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ด has copied:

Itโ€™s so hot out, I just hydroplaned off the toilet seat at work.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ช has bookmarked:

If you get hangovers, it’s because you drank the beers with impure intentions and heavy karmic debt.

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Iโ€™m planning to eat the rich, but can I sub out fries for a salad?

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FOMO? No, Iโ€™ve got FOBI. Fear of being invited.

Just shared via TikTok:

Maybe the wolf from The Neverending Story still has nightmares about me, too.

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After you’ve been married a long time, you become able to communicate nonverbally. At least, I’m pretty sure that’s why we never speak.

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The only guarantee in life is, if you run errands looking like shit, you will run into everyone you havenโ€™t seen in months.

Freshly posted on Discord:

I just refuse to take a single bite of my food until I find something good to watch.

Making waves on Pinterest:

โ€œYou live and you learn!โ€ Bro, I donโ€™t want to do either of those things.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Remember before social media you would have to pick up the phone and call someone to tell them how much you love bacon?

Seen just now on Slack:

What are some beginner pieces of information for somebody just getting into knowledge?

Spotted on Discord:

Being naked with shoes on feels more naked than being totally naked.

Going viral on WeChat:

Half of all the problems in life can be solved by duct tape. For the rest, youโ€™re gonna have to reboot that computer.

I want whatever the people who run at 6 a.m. have.

I want whatever the people who run at 6 a.m. have.
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Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ซ has copied:

Iโ€™m actually not funny. Iโ€™m just really mean and people think Iโ€™m joking.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ซ has bookmarked:

Roses are red. I’m going to bed.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ฌ has copied:

New year update: losing everything but weight.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฉ has copied:

If you ever get a chance to date a cute person for one day, where will you take me?

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎ has downloaded:

Oh good. Another day.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ฆ has viewed:

My mom and all her opinions are visiting this weekend.

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Sarah Connor would be awfully disappointed in us all, letting this Grok into our lives.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ฟ has bookmarked:

Bit strange that the same culture is responsible for both kissing and onion soup. You’d think they’d be incompatible.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฌ has viewed:

Iโ€™m at the age where any time my mom asks if I remember so-and-so from high school, the news is never good.

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We should just cancel April Fools Day this year. No prank can top reality right now.

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Freshly posted on Twitch:

Some people get weird as they get older. Not me, though. I’ve always been weird.

Just landed via Reddit:

Whitening my teeth by getting a tan.

Freshly posted on X:

I’m old enough to remember when rainbows were in black and white.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

What an awful time to be even remotely aware of what is going on in the world.

Seen just now on X:

What is rizz if not swag persevering?!

Spotted on Slack:

Social media may have been a mistake.

Spotted on Threads:

One of the weirdest things about being an adult is having a favorite stove top burner. No one ever talks about it, but y’all know it’s true.

Making waves on WeChat:

Tell your dog I said woof woof.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Today’s politics make me think we’re living in a movie where the villains actually win.

Breaking via YouTube:

You know what I never see anymore are those old alcoholics with the weird noses.

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