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I was blinded by a goddamn deer with a shiny red nose… No,…

I was blinded by a goddamn deer with a shiny red nose… No,…

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Well, that's a new twist on the classic excuse! 🦌🔴 Who knew Rudolph's side hustle was causing traffic incidents? Just imagine the officer's confusion trying to write up that report! 😂 #UnlikelyExcuses

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged deer, drinking, funny incident, humor, i, incident, nose, officer, red, shiny, shiny nose, situation, unexpected, unexpected situation, wildlife on Jan 25, 2025 by slickboy.

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