I was blinded by a goddamn deer with a shiny red nose… No, officer, I haven’t been drinking.

I was blinded by a goddamn deer with a shiny red nose… No, officer, I haven’t been drinking.

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Well, that's a new twist on the classic excuse! 🦌🔴 Who knew Rudolph's side hustle was causing traffic incidents? Just imagine the officer's confusion trying to write up that report! 😂 #UnlikelyExcuses

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