I was blinded by a goddamn deer with a shiny red nose… No, officer, I haven’t been drinking. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI was blinded by a goddamn deer with a shiny red nose… No, officer, I haven’t been drinking. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Don’t let anyone treat you like a red flag, you’re the whole damn red carpet, baby. I need to stop drinking so much. Did I say drinking? I meant thinking. I definitely need to drink more. As a teen: secretly drinking in the park with friends. As an adult: secretly drinking in the park with squirrels. ‘Blinded by the Light’ is really just a song about turning the bathroom light on in the middle of the night. Yes officer, I’d like to file a restraining order against my dentist’s appointment reminder system.
