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Americans can choose from over 1,000 breakfast cereals but only two presidential candidates?

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Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here looking at soup recipes.

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Might mess around and reply to all work emails with “make me”.

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Welcome to adulthood: you’re not exhausted, you’re just awake. Have a nice day.

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The final stage of being single is when you listen to a love song and no one comes to mind; at that point, you’ve achieved absolute singularity.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has shared:

Quitting a job is not enough. I need them to go out of business when I leave.

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The older I get, the more I don’t want to do things.

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Having a dirty mind and an innocent face is truly a blessing.

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Interviewer: So why do you want this job? Me: I don’t. I just need money.

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I respectfully ignore DMs because I promise you, I am not your soulmate.

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Going viral on Discord:

Isn’t your email address beautifulgirl@mydreams.com?

Shared recently on Facebook:

Sometimes, I wonder what my life would be like if I had a good haircut.

Just landed via TikTok:

User: the word computer professionals use when they mean ‘idiot.’

Just landed via X:

The night is dark and full of terrors. My day is long and full of meetings. Same thing.

Trending via Pinterest:

Which is it, brain? Does nothing matter or do I need to be anxious about everything?

Seen just now on Discord:

All my life lessons were learned by watching people who took my advice.

Broadcasted on Discord:

The only thing limiting what you can put in a sandwich is your imagination and the laws of physics.

Going bananas on X:

I wonder if the fall of Rome was this stupid.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Wow, this is a really nice, sturdy box. I should keep it in the attic for the next 20 years.

Just shared via Telegram:

This gingerbread house isn’t even close to fire safety codes.

I was gonna kiss you under the blood moon eclipse, but whatever, bro.

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It was a tough year, but at least I did not buy a Labubu.

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You can fake an American accent all you want, but “literally” will expose you.

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I drink so much coffee, people feel jittery when they see a picture of me.

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Lego bricks are classic educational toys. You step on them once and you can do ballet.

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None of this matters and we are all going to die. Have a great weekend!

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I’m literally overstimulated with life. I need to scream on top of a mountain.

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41 shares on Slack this month:

Romance level: At some point, someone comes by, sees me and thinks: “Oh well, my God, why not?”

24 shares on Threads this month:

I want you to know that whatever problems you’re having, I’m hear to ‘like’ them.

26 shares on Telegram this month:

Kind of rude you didn’t wake me up before you went went.

39 shares on Facebook this month:

I disagree with my politics.

74 shares on Reddit this month:

Major cheat code in life: ask for the big, unreasonable thing. The universe meets you at your level of audacity.

87 shares on Facebook this month:

That was pointless, we could’ve just stayed strangers.

28 shares on Messenger this month:

I have thought one billion times about everything.

96 shares on Twitch this month:

Daylight savings is not enough. You need to be daylight investing.

55 shares on YouTube this month:

The introverted urge to spend a week alone at home after many holidays and family gatherings.

39 shares on Pinterest this month:

My fitness goal is to lose two straight jacket sizes.

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Someone from 🇧🇼 has bookmarked:

Marriage is for life. But when that was first said, life was shorter.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has downloaded:

I am very depressed and in a really bad mood. Perhaps it will get better if I sit inside on a beautiful day and dwell compulsively.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has copied:

Online dating is stupid because scent is such an important factor of attraction.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has shared:

How do I un-know people?

Someone from 🇿🇲 has shared:

I’ve folded seven page corners of the book I’m reading. That’s 49 in dog ears.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has bookmarked:

Twitter actually is my diary, so you’re not allowed to get mad at the things I post. You’re not even supposed to be reading this. Why were you going through my stuff?

Someone from 🇧🇷 has copied:

I’ve just found my wide pants again. They weren’t gone at all, they’re just my tight pants now.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has bookmarked:

An easy way to check if you’re attractive: send a “Hey” DM and see if they reply.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has viewed:

Please don’t use fear to manipulate me. Much more effective to use cake.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has bookmarked:

Skin coloured leggings should be illegal.

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Broadcasted on Slack:

What if aliens watch our movies about aliens and then invade accordingly in hopes of fitting in with our culture?

Just shared via Messenger:

Being called by your real name in a relationship kinda sounds like a divorce.

Live now on WeChat:

Why go to the art museum when I can just stare at you?

Live now on Twitch:

I just sneezed next to my computer and the anti-virus popped up.

Just shared via Instagram:

My hobbies include sleeping and feeling like I’ve never slept.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Hear me out. A waiting room where the doctors wait.

Just shared via Threads:

I was thinking of becoming self employed, but due to cutbacks, I can’t afford to hire me right now.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Damn, didn’t win the lottery. It’s messing up my budget plan.

Going viral on Facebook:

Give us this day our daily internet validation.

Going bananas on Slack:

Dear phone, if you didn’t light up so many times to tell me you had a low battery, you wouldn’t have died so quickly!

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I was gonna kiss you under the blood moon eclipse, but whatever, bro.

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It was a tough year, but at least I did not buy a Labubu.

You can fake an American accent all you want, but “literally” will expose you.

I drink so much coffee, people feel jittery when they see a picture of me.

Lego bricks are classic educational toys. You step on them once and you can do ballet.

None of this matters and we are all going to die. Have a great weekend!

I’m literally overstimulated with life. I need to scream on top of a mountain.

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