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I try to contain my craziness, but the lid keeps popping off.

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I am officially at the age where old people think I am young and young people think I am old.

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I’ve been asked to join a swingers club, but I’m a little nervous. What if I’m not good enough? I haven’t been on a swing since I was 9.

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I used to mix Mountain Dew with the cheapest vodka I could find, and I called it the Blood of Mannaroth because it’s green and turns you into an orc.

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An orgasm before bed is nature’s strongest sleep aid.

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Have you ever been so hungry but had no food in the house, so you took a nap instead?

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At my age, you check a friend’s Facebook page to make sure they’re still alive before wishing them a happy birthday.