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  • My parents told me I could be anything I wanted so I became unacceptable.
  • Nothing worse than when I turn up to Park Run to find it is indeed going ahead.
  • A gentleman always straightens out the vending machine after shaking it.
  • I wish Amazon would stop finding things I might like.
  • Peter Parker having to juggle a day job with being a superhero feels kinda stupid nowadays. Just launch a Patreon, my man. Throw a PayPal link in that Spider-bio.
  • Walking up to any crime scene and whispering within the crowd, “It’s started again, hasn’t it?” then leaving.